Signs as Things Matt Has Said:
Aries: "I went to 7-11 and just shoved a slushie up my ass" Taurus: "but daddy" Gemini: "GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS" Cancer: "I want Spain to raw me" Leo: "Ronald McDonald is the only one for me" Virgo: "why are you so mean to my friends daddy" Libra: "i got booty call yesterday" Scorpio: I DO NOT FUCK FEET Sagittarius: "[bill clinton voice] i did NOT have sexual affairs with that pillow" Capricorn: "THIS DICK" Aquarius: "my dick just grew three thousand and ONE feet" Pisces: "stop fucking this robot"







