#spamchat

[spampirebat]

first time posting art on tumblr,,, gulps

i drewed a beetle :) [alt text in image]

[cartoonsinthemorning]

thoughts on toxic/unhealthy/abusive (or whatever synonym) stancest?

It's my bread and butter lmao. Idk what more thoughts I could add, that I didn't already express through my reblogs, my own fan arts and headcanons. I already think their relationship is unhealthy in canon- that's what drove me to stancest to begin with- and given my favorite dynamic is Ford being an obsessive, jealous, possessive freak that can't stand even the idea of Stan being friends with others...well. I can't think of anything else more eloquent to add.

[spampirebat]

just watched the first episode of CCOD

i am going to be insufferable about them

[spampirebat]

you walk into the kitchen at 3am and see me drinking blood with the same energy as finding your dirtbag roommate eating shredded cheese from the bag

[spampirebat]

Bother bother bother bother bother bother bother

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Helloooooooooooooooooo

h ello

i m not paying a tv license go away

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Ford did regard Fiddleford as his friend but when the latter got together with Constance, it turned to resentment/anger wondering what his sister saw in Fidda that only grew over the years when he attended their wedding as best man and was there for the birth of their son. It’s worse because Ford was the one who introduced them to each other in the first place, thinking nothing will come out of it.

Part of Ford’s homewrecking plan involved encouraging Fiddleford’s use of the memory erasing gun instead of dissuading him from it like in canon to worsen his mental state to make him unfit to be a husband and father with poor Fidds none the wiser thinking his best friend is looking out for him, reassuring Stan’s worries her husband is fine when Fiddleford is spiraling, hiding some letters and rewiring the phone lines so most phone calls and letters were never sent making Fiddleford and Stan think the other is ignoring them leading to arguments which will then result in a divorce and Ford swooping in to console Stan and take care of her and Tate as the new man of the house.

The last part about becoming the new man of the house does not come to pass since Stan found out about it and pushes Ford into the portal angry and hurt at his betrayal. Years later, when he returns from the portal Ford is greeted by an angry sister, nephew, and brother in law while the rest of the Pines family are confused.

[POPCORN GOBBLING INTENSEFIES] NAAHHHHHH!! Are you telling me Ford's homewrecking plan was THAT meticulous and cruel and deliberate? Like WOAH that's next level evil: encouraging Fidds to erase his memories, and sabotaging communication between him and Stan--god, Ford is methodically and slowly isolating Fidds from his family, by driving him literally insane, and stripping him of his identity. It would be less cruel to just. Kill Fidds, and make it pass as an accident?? and the fact Ford would play "good man of the house" to Stan and Tate, in all of this, is just so sleazy of him, it makes my skin crawl. I can hear him reassure Stan softly, wrapping an hand around her shoulder- while she sobs- telling that he has no idea what gotten into Fidds. He'll try to make him do the right thing, and go back to Stan and Tate, but in any case, Stan should remember that no matter what happens, he, Ford, will always protect her and the kid... WHAT A MANIPULATIVE ASSHOLE AAAHHHH. Your whole scenario is super dark, so I enjoyed it a lot, but at the same time, the ending is weirdly hilarious. I can imagine Fidds, Constance and Tate GLARING at him, and an unusually sheepish Ford just frowning back, outnumbered, and out of excuses to justify his selfish, psychopathic ass. He is LUCKY Fidds would be good at mitigating Stan's impulsive anger, or else he's get turned into minced meat lmao.

[spampirebat]

she nail on my nine inches till i. uhhhhhh came back haunted

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Sorry if I’m sending a lot of these but I just need a place to scream about lewd stancest with fem!Stan 😩😩😩

God I wonder how they’d act while they’re giving each other oral. Maybe they got into some weird sort of place where they would give each other oral sex/do other things to get off since they’re stuck in a room together and puberty is hard especially when you’re considered freaks.

Ford would eat Constance out whenever she wanted. He especially loves to do it whenever he notices that Stan isn’t doing good, whether Filbrick made her feel like shit or she just got rejected by another classmate, he would spend hours between her legs if she would let him. He’d even eat her out on her period, in fact, Ford wants to do that, what a little freak

I wonder if Constance would ever feel bold and want to blow Ford when they’re not in their rooms, like on the Stan’ O War after they’re done fixing it up that day, or in her car with the lights all turned down at the Drive-In theater, praying that no one decides to just come over and witness what exactly the Pines Twins where doing in there.

I'm assuming you don't feel like making a side blog for stancest? I'd encourage you to do that- because it's the best way to make friends you can scream at, or get screamed at. It's so much better than living in the closet, and so much fun! But if you are afraid or something else- sure, send stuff over, I can be "your place". I have nothing to add to the thoughts/headcanons you shared, I'm afraid, as they are pretty much complete as they are, but thank you for sharing!