#spamtonfictive

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I GOT A LOTTA THINGS I WANNA GET OUT BEFORE I LEAVE FRONT BUT FOR NOW I'LL KEEP IT NICE.

TO NOELLE AND KRIS, WHEREVER YOU TWO CRAZY KIDS ARE, I MISS YOU. I HOPE YOU KIDDOS ARE OKAY. SUSIE AND RALSEI AND BERDLY AND LANCER TOO, EVEN IF I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KIDS AS WELL, I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU ALL MEANT TO KRIS AND NOELLE. I HOPE YOU'RE ALL DOING FINE. ME? I'M... ALRIGHT. DOING MY BEST TO ADJUST TO BEING A HUMAN. BEING IN THE LIGHT WORLD'S STRANGE, BUT I LIKE IT WELL ENOUGH! HAS ITS BUMPS, BUT HEAVEN'S STILL PRETTY GREAT. I HOPE IT'S TREATING YOU ALL WELL, TOO. TAKE CARE, KIDS.

- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! [FICTIVE!]

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THIS IS [[god_awful.png]]

-- spamton who just came out of dormancy

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I [Campbell's Soup]'T FIND [[Alternative and Assistive Communication]] ANYWHERE IN [Headspace Meditation] SO IM HERE [BUY NOW!]

I KNOW WE ONLY [Meet New Friends!] BECAUSE I WAS [As Seen On TV!] WITH Y0UR C OUSIN, BUT I [Considering Refinancing Your Mortgage?] YOU A [Real people! Real connections! Real friends!] REGARDLESS. THANK S FOR [Covergirl]ING MY GLITCHING [Live studio audience!] AND KEEPING HIS SHOW RUNNING!

(YY OU'RE STILL [HOT HOT HOT!] BY THE WAY! 😏)

ALSO 1 LEAR NED HOW TO USE [Emoji Movie]!

SPAMTON G SPAMTON (FICTIVE) #🟦⏳(he has permission to flirt with other headmates btw, so no one needs to worry about that! -host)

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For canon disabilities. (I'm typing this bit so he doesn't forget it lol. I usually do, now that we're on better terms, but obv I still give him the independance to write his words on his own, as is his right -tenna)

I [COUNT YOUR EGGS] THE GL ITCHING AND [Random lottery] INTERJECTIONS AS A [Disability claims lawyer] BY THE WAY. I COUNT IT AS A [FREE online speech writing course] IMPEDIMENT BECAUSE IT IMPEDES/IMPEDED MY SPEECH. I DON'T CLAIM IT [Buy now!] BUT I DID IN SOURCE.

SPAMTON G SPAMTON #🟦⏳ (fictive, please just tag Spamton, not Tenna as well)

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IS IT BAD TO SAY I'M ANGRY HE DIDN'T RECOGNIZE ME? LIKE SURE, SUUUUUUURE I DON'T LIKE TENNA, OR MIKE, OR ANYONE IN THIS STUPID LITTLE CREW. I WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM.

BUT THE FACT HE COULDN'T TELL IT WAS ME KIND OF... HURTS. DID I CHANGE THAT MUCH? HE LOOKED PRETTY MUCH THE SAME. I WAS DIFFERENT, THOUGH. I STILL HAD WHITE HAIR LAST TIME HE SAW ME. I DIDN'T GO BLACK UNTIL QUEENIE HIRED ME AND THAT WAS WAAAAAAAY AFTER TENNA WAS OUTTA THE PICTURE.

I HATE TO SAY IT. I REALLY, REALLY HATE TO BUT I MISSED TENNA. I MISSED HIM REAL BAD. I DON'T THINK WE'RE EVER GONNA BE HOW WE USED TO BE BUT... I DUNNO. I JUST MISSED HIM.

HE APOLOGIZED TO ME, YOU KNOW. BOTH IN CANON AND HERE.

i still suck at apologies. i still suck at being genuine. i just keep playing it off. i think i'm just scared to be that close to someone again.

BUT HEY! ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO BE BORED WITH HIM AROUND, RIGHT? RIGHT!!!

right.

- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!! [FICTIVE!!!]

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DID YOU KNOW BEING A SPAMTON FICTIVE SUCKS ASS

I can type normally, but ONLY through FORCE. It takes a LONG TIME to SIMPLE THOUGHTS!!!

AND FORGET ABOUT SPEAKING!!!!! Can’t! Do! It! Nope! I DONT sound like me! 8^[

ITS HARD TO FOCUS ON ANYTHING MY HEAD IS A MESS AND EVERYONE I EVER FRIENDS WITH HATES MY SILLY LITTLE GUTS

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our Spamton fictive's been lurking in the system for a few weeks now and [he] just fronted to say [his] first words. Which were. "SPAMTONS, [derogatory]" (in a joking manner ofc) and then [he] skittered away like a bug. send help we don't need anymore chaotic weird fuckers in this system /half joke

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WHEN YOURE A SPAMTON FICTIVE AND PEOPLE COMMENT ON A [[Fan Fiction Writing]] SAYING THEY LIKED HOW YOU WROTE [[Spamton G. Spamton]]…. AND A FRIEND CALLS YOU [[Mr. Big Shot]]…. SO TRUE SO GOOD. - #🎶💼🎮