#spanielized

[doomspaniels]

Off they go, into the wild blue yonder

Rising high against the sun

Here they come, zoomies across the pasture

Sniff Patrol, serious biz

[doomspaniels]

Everybody's mother, everybody's brother, I wanna be your lifetime friend.

Crazy as a rocket, nothin in my pocket, I keep it at the rainbow's end.

I never think of money, I think of milk 'n honey, grinnin' like a cheshire cat.

I focus on the pleasure, somethin' I can treasure, can you picture that?

Can you picture that?

Fact is there's nothin out there you can't do

Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you.

Beat down the walls, begin, believe, behold, begat.

Be a better runner, be an up and comer. Can you picture that?

(with apologies to The Muppet Movie)

[doomspaniels]

Every day I'm tusslin'.

[doomspaniels]

Come along my spaniels, whole lotta snugglin' goin' on

Yes, I said come along my spaniels, spaniels you can't go wrong

We ain't fakin', while lotta snugglin' goin' on

Well, I said snuggle, baby, snuggle

I said snuggle, baby, snuggle

I said cuddle, baby, cuddle

And then snuggle, baby, snuggle

Come on over, whole lotta snugglin' goin' on

Oh, let's go! All right!

[doomspaniels]

When there's somethin' BIRD

in your neighborhood

Who you gonna call?

DERP PUPPY!

[doomspaniels]

~Ode to the Sad Leash-Walking Puppy Who Is Too Distracted to Do His Business~

Puppy won't poop, he's bored in the crate

Puppy won't poop, outside, he can't wait

But I made up my mind, I'm vet advice compliant

I'm gonna keep the crate rest, oooh

He says that he's going to walk around

He can sniff and have just a little fun

Maybe we'll be all right

It's a sacrifice

(with apologies to Madonna)