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They're animated by different studios.

#tristan #Guinevere #cocker spaniel #disneyfied wolves #field-bred English cocker spaniel #wocker #DreamWorks/Disney #show-bred American cocker spaniel #American cocker spaniel #friendly cloud shaped #animated by different studios #spanimated by different studios #dogblr

Today we tested the suggestion that, with tilting power chair, I can go outside while still lying down.

My Results: sort of.

Critters Results: very enthused.

Going to refine some inputs and variables and it may be that I can reliably go outside, even when I am too wobbly to walk!

#tristan #guinevere #cocker spaniel #dogblr #the big doggies #firefly #serenity #trogdor the rollinator #walk and roll

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Gwyn still tries to bury toys she's actively holding in her mouth (but only in blankets, doesn’t try to bury otherwise). In this video you can see why it happens, because the ball is glow-in-the-dark! My darling short-attention-spaniel puts the ball down to bury it; she starts burying it; she turns around, sees it, and grabs it back up; she continues burying "it" (nothing).

Sounds: Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy playing with Tristan 9ut of sight, says "Oh, so good!" Gwyn makes an excited little gurgle and then lots of excited little blowing noises.

#srb #she's the silliest there is at what she does

Gwyn still tries to bury toys she's actively holding in her mouth (but only in blankets, doesn’t try to bury otherwise). In this video you can see why it happens, because the ball is glow-in-the-dark! My darling short-attention-spaniel puts the ball down to bury it; she starts burying it; she turns around, sees it, and grabs it back up; she continues burying "it" (nothing).

Sounds: Tristan's Fetch and Tug Buddy playing with Tristan 9ut of sight, says "Oh, so good!" Gwyn makes an excited little gurgle and then lots of excited little blowing noises.

#guinevere #cocker spaniel #dogblr #video #that blurry tail #short-attention-spaniel #silly #complete absence of cognitive dissonance because she cannot hold two ideas in her head at once anyway #she can almost count to one #we're so proud of my sweet baby whose accomplishments are entirely in other spheres than the intellectual

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🎵 Spaniel Eyes are watching you / they see your every move 🎶

#srb #smush mouth

🎵 Spaniel Eyes are watching you / they see your every move 🎶

#tristan #cocker spaniel #dogblr #Tristan does have eyes I swear #private eyes #because we can't see 'em #onna pillow

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Sometimes you are just going about your day, and you look down to discover that you have a Guinevere. And you're petting her. How long has she been there? How long have you been petting and cooing softly at her? The world may never know.

#rerun #the laughter is gonna kill me

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Good heavens childe, where are your bones? Why are your shoulders pointed opposite your hips? How is that *comfortable*??

#rerun #gummi worm dog

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Rub Guinevere's belly?

Rub! Guinevere's! Belly!

#rerun

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You know, I don't think it's right that Gwyn can both press her back into my leg, and also rest her chin on the same leg, facing the opposite direction. I don't think that oughta be allowed, by internal skeletal structure. What is she made of, gummy worms??

#rerun #gummi worm dog

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Well, good morning! Yes, while I was asleep, I missed you, too.

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All this time I have thought Gwyn did not have an antigravity module. But today when I had a horrendously upset stomach, she wqs able to lay on me (as above) without pressure making the nausea worse. I am astonished. Perhaps it was a late acquisition, or just glitchy. I am furthermore astounded that she somehow managed to put her elbow collection away (she must have a few hundred elbows in that little body usually al pointing outwards). So considerate of her, today!

#rerun

Hello! I haff bwung you thiff gifft! Attention now, please.

#tristan #cocker spaniel #dogblr #i have brought you this gift #i am willing to sit patiently forever until you notice #Sad Tristan Noises incoming at the count of 5 #4 #3 #2 #oh that's a very nice treat thank you #please throw Tristan's ballnow #I coulda sworn Tristan had eyeballs in this one #guess it's time for a haircut

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Good puppies get to go offlead in the woods for a bit, as a treat.

Bonus :D face:

#ember #lancashire heeler #omg #8D

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when we started talking about getting a small-breed dog I was like, "I will NEVER turn into one of those people who treats their little dog like a doll or an accessory by forcing them to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Dogs HATE that. They should get to be DOGS, and that means not having to wear anything but a HARNESS and being FREE to ROLL in the MUD." and then I adopted a dog who throws a fit if you try to take him for a walk without letting him pick out a bow tie first. a dog who loves wearing pajamas so much that I'm about to spend a disgusting amount of money on several sets of linen ones for summer. a dog who watches me wave at him to follow me through a mud puddle and just stands there blinking up at me like, "are you fucking serious? and get my paws wet?"

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me: I will raise him no differently than the two 80-lb labs I had growing up. absolutely no hoity-toity frou frou little yapyap dog stuff. he's gonna be a good ol' fashioned, rough-and-tumble, capital D-O-G—

—never mind. the boy yearns to be ensweatered

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to celebrate the popularity of this post, I ordered him another set of the linen jammies in yellow. now he looks like paddington bear

the etsy seller threw in a little miniature hermes silk scarf as a freebie and I dare you to tell me he doesn't know how handsome he looks in it. whenever we take it off of him he broods like he's a wealthy victorian orphan child in desperate need of a seaside holiday to restore his delicate aristocratic constitution

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went out for pints with the lads last night.

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I made this image for my working line, bred to hunt all day, rough tough... princess. She's *such* a princess. You'd never know she spent her first 8mo in outdoor (hunting) kennels; this dog was born to cuddle under the covers and wear pretty tiaras with matching necklaces. Anyway, I would like to share it for all the rough tough pets out there: