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2025 Sexiest Podcast Character Round Robin Day 8 Poll 37

Who is sexier?

Glenn Close

Spanks Sinatra

Voting ended onAug 30, 2025

Glenn Close — Dungeons & Daddies: Seasons 1 & 2

Spanks Sinatra — Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...

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@teal-deer @cellobuster @sexiestpodcastcharacter

Spanks and Husky won their rounds and so what better way to celebrate than together!

Spanks may have severe depression, but it's nothing being squished under some big tiddies won't fix.

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A special message from the Dosage Tango, for the @sexiestpodcastcharacter bracket.

Vote for Sammy: https://www.tumblr.com/sexiestpodcastcharacter/tagged/Sammy%20Sinclair

Vote for Spanks: https://www.tumblr.com/sexiestpodcastcharacter/tagged/Spanks%20Sinatra

Audio transcript:

(Sammy voiced by me, Spanks voiced by @teal-deer)

SAMMY: Hello? Testing, testing. Is this thing on? You're sure this is plugged in?

SPANKS: Stop fucking with it, yes! You had an entire musical career, how do you not know what an XLR cable is?

SAMMY: I used a Rock Band mic.

SPANKS: Jesus Christ. Just... go. Just read the cards.

SAMMY: Oh, right. Uh, hi! I'm Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede.

SPANKS: And I'm Spanks Sinatra, from the Tidal Wave Games "SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY..." actual play podcast.

SAMMY: We want to express our utmost appreciation for your support in the first round of the 2024 Sexiest Podcast Character tournament. We are truly overwhelmed by the astounding adulterations of the voting public.

SPANKS: That's "adulation". Didn't you write this? How are you screwing this up?

SAMMY: I dictated it to Pete, his handwriting is terrible.

SPANKS: (sighs)

SAMMY: Look, forget the cards, just: thanks for the votes, jerks.

SPANKS: Look... I was a bit pissed that you signed me up for ANOTHER contest without telling me or informing me; like, I found out because somebody was knocking on my door like, "hey man, you're in the contest!" (Deep breath) BUT, I can't say that I'm not pleased with my win. And... oh boy, there is this big butch bear of a woman also competing, and, let me tell y'all... I hope I lose to her. 'Cuz she's... damn. Wow. I think her name's Husky? Please vote for her. She's... (sighs) wow. I hope she absolutely crushes me.

SAMMY: Yeah! And I beat up a wizard. Anyway, thanks again for your support, and we hope you continue to rig this crap in our favor in the future rounds. I think I have to fight a pirate next?

SPANKS: And I'm apparently going up against a bisexual orc with a battleaxe.

SAMMY: You're gonna try to make out with this one too, ain'tcha?

SPANKS: And so what if I do??

SAMMY: Heh heh heh, that's my boy! Alright now, how do I turn this shit off? Do I just yank this out?

SPANKS: Wait, no, Sammy-

SAMMY: Yoink!

SPANKS: NO- (Cut off mid word)

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Round 8 — Finale

Who is sexier?

Mari Datuin, Madge Stallion, Antigone Funn, and Renée Minkowski

Husky, Sammy Sinclair, and Spanks Sinatra

Voting ended onAug 3, 2025

Art of the Scripted Champions by the amazing @acornzest.

Art of the Unscripted Champions by the incredible hylonomi on Bluesky.

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Bracket — Round 7−1

Who is sexier?

Husky

Sammy Sinclair & Spanks Sinatra

Voting ended onJul 17, 2025

Propaganda

Husky (Hope's Hearth):

She can crush a watermelon with her thighs. Or your head. Whatever you prefer.

She's a SPACE PIRATE on the Gilted Rose and uses her massive paws to solve problems. Husky WILL go through you. There is no stopping her.

Also did you know she's so big, a honey badger person can stand on her tits like a shelf?

Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...) (Boba Count: 3 and 3 shared):

Don't be crass, it's scat as in jazz. Formerly known as the Sax King of Ganymede, before the loss of his prized saxophone in a debt to the Space Mafia necessitated a rebrand

Pansexual, pangalactic, personal pan pizza

4'10"; but it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it

As a saxophonist, is good with mouth and fingers and can hold breath for a VERY long time

Say hi to your mom/dad/aunt for me

Spanks Sinatra (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...) (Boba Count: 1 and 3 shared):

He/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra impersonator

Is too old for this shit (is 30)

When not performing, is drinking. When not drinking, is beating people up for money. When not beating people up for money, is performing. Life is purposefully structured to avoid encountering a thought for as long as possible

Loves to use his fists

Is so tired

Sammy and Spanks as a team:

Emmy believes in ALL of you SO MUCH right now! So get out there and vote for Sammy and Spanks!

Art of Husky (and Spanks) by @lotsadeer.

Art of Sammy Sinclair and Spanks Sinatra (and Emmy) by @violetfoxsketches.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Husky (Hope's Hearth):

She committed a successful honey heist and stole from a fascist empire. She helped save an eldritch god's girlfriend from demons who had taken over his library castle. She threatened to kill her boss, who she thought had been dead, because he was being a coward.

She's fat and powerful and deserves this.

did I mention she's a lesbian

A giant polar bear woman

not only is she a giant polar bear woman, she has a Russian accent, is MASSIVE, fat, has huge tits, threatens people, and has a high rank in Sexy

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Did I mention Husky is also a wizard, with stats in Sexy, Battle, and Wizard? Guess which stat is her highest

VOTE FOR MY HOT BEAR GIRLFRIEND

VOTE FOR SPANKS' INCREDIBLY HOT BEAR GIRLFRIEND

Spanks: THAT'S MY EXTREMELY HOT POLY GIRLFRIEND WHO I WOULD GLADLY MARRY IF SHE WAS COOL WITH IT babe did you bang a centipede and also a bird thing that's hot

Husky: We discuss marriage later, Пупсик.

We need everyone to vote for Husky

I would like to submit that Husky is a giant polar bear woman who is perpetually being climbed by a slightly smaller, but equally butch honey badger woman. And we all know honey badgers don't give a fuck. I'm just saying!

VOTE! FOR! THE! LESBIAN! BEAR!

Vote for a woman who can be sexy in multiple ways. She's a space pirate, she's a femme, she's a lesbian polar bear alien, she's fat. Vote for Husky!

Being able to pick up a man by his scruff and threaten him in a low voice without using your gun is sexy.

Audio message to Sammy Sinclair.

Audio asking so-so-niceys for your vote against Pickman.

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Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...):

In-character audio propaganda from when he was against Lup.

you know what's sexier than being an umbrella? Making da fuckin corpos so mad they cancel you.

I heard that swearing is sexy, or something

sexiestpodcastcharacter lore

PLEASE VOTE FOR SAMMY SINCLAIR, SCAT KING OF GANYMEDE!!!!!

In-character audio propaganda with Spanks Sinatra from a previous round.

Husky: Vote for Sammy or else... well let's just say that you will not like what happens.

Listen: we have fun here but there are two things Sammy Sinclair does and does well, and that's play the saxophone and fuck like a freight train. There's a reason he's left a trail of ex-lovers across the entire solar system, and while it's true the majority of them want him dead, that shouldn't be taken as any indication of his abilities. It's just because he's an asshole

In character audio propaganda against Muldan Foxskull.

In-character cover of The Slur Song.

Alright here's my final appeal to vote for Sammy: a spoiler-free clip from after a very pivotal moment where shit has gotten real and he has to make a decision with far-reaching repercussions. It's not all goofs and gags in SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY…, Sammy can lock in too!

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Spanks Sinatra (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...)

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Don't forget that Spanks' name is Spanks Sinatra ok, this is very important. Appreciate my jokes.

Don't you want to reach over and give him a better reason to turn his brain off for a while?

Spanks self-describes as a "himbo", but he's really not; he's highly intelligent and analytical, with a lot of shit in his past, and at the time you meet him the most effective way he's found to keep his own brain from overwhelming him is by beating it into submission with a life of hard drinking and violence

Important note: Spanks is a woman, he just uses he/him pronouns for various reasons, most of which are that he's a butch drag king.

Also vote for him.

Vote for Spanks Sinatra!!!

Who are you going to vote for: the he/him lesbian who can bench press you, or the tangled bundle of Christmas lights in your attic?

Come ON, you're going to let the he/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra who is also a bounty hunter get beat by a pile of cold, unflavored spaghetti??? Seriously?

Audio propaganda with Sammy Sinclair.

Art propaganda of Spanks Sinatra being crushed by Husky, as mentioned in the above audio propaganda.

Vote for my sad messed up drag king

Spanks is a he/him lesbian. come on. look at him

Vote for Spanks, he doesn't need a psychic ghost to turn you to rubber

Anyway if it's rope/cable play you're into, Spanks has a move for that

Sammy and Spanks as a team:

The Dosage Tango Crew can tag team the finals, but only with your help!! This is how it was always meant to be. We can do this. Let's carry that weight together and show the finals what damage a couple of bad boys with nothing to lose can do. 👉💥

Sammy and Spanks might have a 20 year age gap between them, but they're each the closest thing either has to a friend. Despite being two extremely self-involved loners with very different personalities, they manage to understand each other better than anyone else in large part because they both agree on a simple guiding principle: where you came from doesn't dictate who you are, and there are some rocks you don't need to dig under. They might enable some of each other's worst vices but they also manage to keep one another from going too far off the deep end, and after having worked together for a very long time they know they can count on one another to watch each other's backs, which can be a rare thing in their line of work. There's no job the two of them can't manage together, and that includes the sexiest podcast character tournament if you help them tie today

They thought they were taking us down but all they did was make us that much more powerful. Vote Sammy and Spanks, the real friends at the table

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Sammy and Spanks' boba order:

Pineapple and Coconut spiked with homebrought rum.

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 5−1

Who is sexier?

Trish Una

Spanks Sinatra

Voting ended onJun 4, 2025

Trish Una (Riley Hopkins and Their Amazing Friends: Interstitial Infinity):

vote for trish una, girl who went to another universe, found out she was fictional / a tertiary character at best in her own story, and decided the proper coping method was to punch a guy to shreds

vote for trish una, girl who looked at carrie from the movie carrie and said "i could fix her"

vote for trish una, girl who fought a bear and won

vote for trish una, girl who put a part of herself into a machine in an attempt to control it and inextricably(?) linked the machine to her soul

vote for trish una, girl who might be the devil

Mod Note: This is only the Trish Una from the podcast Riley Hopkins And Their Amazing Friends. Do not vote on the basis of any other Trish Una.

Spanks Sinatra (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...)

He/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra impersonator

Vote for my sad messed up drag king

Spanks is a he/him lesbian. come on. look at him

Anyway if it's rope/cable play you're into, Spanks has a move for that

Art of Trish Una courtesy of @charaznablescanontoyota.

Art of Spanks Sinatra by @violetfoxsketches.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Trish Una (Riley Hopkins and Their Amazing Friends: Interstitial Infinity):

Trish Una, from the universe of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, ensures that the hits start coming and they don't stop coming. Trush Ina, from JJBA, fights Rachel from Animorphs and wins. T. Una Sandwich, from Jimmy John's Brash Accumulation, is best friends with Shadow the Hedgehog and she's also my dad. T-Minus Uno, from Chipotle,

She is emotionally compromised and definitely not turning into her father

Trish "is it stands" Una is the type of motherfuckers you need to see to be believed. Trish & Carrie toxic Yuri. Trish the fucking Spirit of justice. Trish is the real one.

Please vote for my close friend Trish Una or else you leave without saying goodbye to her

TRISH "THE MONEY" UNA

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

#is that fucking shadow the hedgehog

yes! he's one of the main party members! listen to intersitital infinity on riley hopkins and their amazing friends!

Trish Una is a girl who is certain she knows what's going on. She shishkebobed Simon from Infinity Train. She is best friends with Shadow the Hedgehog, Mob from Mob Psycho, Alphonse Elric, and technically Shoka Sakurane.

Please vote for Trish she is so so sexy

Trish Una could take over a position of leadership in a preestablished location but could Virtue have a emotionally fraught conversation with carrie white?

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Spanks Sinatra (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...)

Is too old for this shit (is 30)

When not performing, is drinking. When not drinking, is beating people up for money. When not beating people up for money, is performing. Life is purposefully structured to avoid encountering a thought for as long as possible

Loves to use his fists

Is so tired

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Don't forget that Spanks' name is Spanks Sinatra ok, this is very important. Appreciate my jokes.

Don't you want to reach over and give him a better reason to turn his brain off for a while?

Spanks self-describes as a "himbo", but he's really not; he's highly intelligent and analytical, with a lot of shit in his past, and at the time you meet him the most effective way he's found to keep his own brain from overwhelming him is by beating it into submission with a life of hard drinking and violence

Important note: Spanks is a woman, he just uses he/him pronouns for various reasons, most of which are that he's a butch drag king.

Also vote for him.

Vote for Spanks Sinatra!!!

Who are you going to vote for: the he/him lesbian who can bench press you, or the tangled bundle of Christmas lights in your attic?

Come ON, you're going to let the he/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra who is also a bounty hunter get beat by a pile of cold, unflavored spaghetti??? Seriously?

Audio propaganda with Sammy Sinclair.

Art propaganda of Spanks Sinatra being crushed by Husky, as mentioned in the above audio propaganda.

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2025 Sexiest Podcast Character Round Robin Day 4 Poll 18

Who is sexier?

Mari Datuin

Spanks Sinatra

Voting ended onAug 26, 2025

Mari Datuin — Hi Nay

Spanks Sinatra — Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...

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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Unscripted Bracket — Round 7.5−1

Who is sexier?

Husky

Sammy Sinclair & Spanks Sinatra

Voting ended onJul 25, 2025

Propaganda from Round 7:

ROUND 7 #TOXICYURI VOTE FOR HUSKY!

SAMMY: "It's been a long, hard fight, bud. There've been ups and downs, maybe some harsh words spoken, but at the end of the day this is what it all comes down to: you and me, Spanks Sinatra and Sammy Sinclair, backs against the wall, sweat on our brows, and ready to go out guns blazing. It might seem like a hopeless fight but hey, so did takin' down Lup right? So did all those Friends at the Table, so did that Italian broad. Everyone bet against us but they're dust in the rear view and we're still here at the end of the road. It might sound strange comin' from me, but you know what? I truly believe as long as we got each other's backs we can actually bring this home. You with me Spanks? ...Spanks? Sp-- what the-- kid?? What the hell are you doing here?? Where's Spanks?"

EMMY: "Oh Spanks left five minutes ago, he's over there on the other side of the poll."

SAMMY: "GOD DAMN IT"

Husky has something she would like to say, to convince you to vote for her and not Sammy and Spanks.

Husky is beating our asses and Spanks is into it. Sammy's backed into a corner but when has that ever stopped him? Vote for SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY... today and let's carry that weight over the finish line

My psionic warriors, vote Husky! We must win this whole shebang for fat lesbian space pirates!!! Also new lore: Did you know Husky can cook? She can! She likes making bliny for her crew.

Now there is no love, only the contest. VOTE FOR HUSKY!!! LET HER CRUSH HER OPPONENTS! One of them is into it but regardless!!!

Art of Husky, Sammy Sinclair, and Spanks Sinatra courtesy of @lotsadeer

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Husky (Hope's Hearth) (Boba Count: 1):

She committed a successful honey heist and stole from a fascist empire. She helped save an eldritch god's girlfriend from demons who had taken over his library castle. She threatened to kill her boss, who she thought had been dead, because he was being a coward.

She's fat and powerful and deserves this.

did I mention she's a lesbian

A giant polar bear woman

She can crush a watermelon with her thighs. Or your head. Whatever you prefer.

She's a SPACE PIRATE on the Gilted Rose and uses her massive paws to solve problems. Husky WILL go through you. There is no stopping her.

Also did you know she's so big, a honey badger person can stand on her tits like a shelf?

not only is she a giant polar bear woman, she has a Russian accent, is MASSIVE, fat, has huge tits, threatens people, and has a high rank in Sexy

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Did I mention Husky is also a wizard, with stats in Sexy, Battle, and Wizard? Guess which stat is her highest

VOTE FOR MY HOT BEAR GIRLFRIEND

VOTE FOR SPANKS' INCREDIBLY HOT BEAR GIRLFRIEND

Spanks: THAT'S MY EXTREMELY HOT POLY GIRLFRIEND WHO I WOULD GLADLY MARRY IF SHE WAS COOL WITH IT babe did you bang a centipede and also a bird thing that's hot

Husky: We discuss marriage later, Пупсик.

We need everyone to vote for Husky

I would like to submit that Husky is a giant polar bear woman who is perpetually being climbed by a slightly smaller, but equally butch honey badger woman. And we all know honey badgers don't give a fuck. I'm just saying!

VOTE! FOR! THE! LESBIAN! BEAR!

Vote for a woman who can be sexy in multiple ways. She's a space pirate, she's a femme, she's a lesbian polar bear alien, she's fat. Vote for Husky!

Being able to pick up a man by his scruff and threaten him in a low voice without using your gun is sexy.

Audio message to Sammy Sinclair.

Audio asking so-so-niceys for your vote against Pickman.

Visit Original Link

Sammy Sinclair, the Scat King of Ganymede (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...) (Boba Count: 3 and 4 shared):

Don't be crass, it's scat as in jazz. Formerly known as the Sax King of Ganymede, before the loss of his prized saxophone in a debt to the Space Mafia necessitated a rebrand

Pansexual, pangalactic, personal pan pizza

4'10"; but it's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it

As a saxophonist, is good with mouth and fingers and can hold breath for a VERY long time

Say hi to your mom/dad/aunt for me

In-character audio propaganda from when he was against Lup.

you know what's sexier than being an umbrella? Making da fuckin corpos so mad they cancel you.

I heard that swearing is sexy, or something

sexiestpodcastcharacter lore

PLEASE VOTE FOR SAMMY SINCLAIR, SCAT KING OF GANYMEDE!!!!!

In-character audio propaganda with Spanks Sinatra from a previous round.

Husky: Vote for Sammy or else... well let's just say that you will not like what happens.

Listen: we have fun here but there are two things Sammy Sinclair does and does well, and that's play the saxophone and fuck like a freight train. There's a reason he's left a trail of ex-lovers across the entire solar system, and while it's true the majority of them want him dead, that shouldn't be taken as any indication of his abilities. It's just because he's an asshole

In character audio propaganda against Muldan Foxskull.

In-character cover of The Slur Song.

Alright here's my final appeal to vote for Sammy: a spoiler-free clip from after a very pivotal moment where shit has gotten real and he has to make a decision with far-reaching repercussions. It's not all goofs and gags in SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY…, Sammy can lock in too!

Visit Original Link

Spanks Sinatra (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU, SPACE COWBOY...) (Boba Count: 1 and 4 shared):

He/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra impersonator

Is too old for this shit (is 30)

When not performing, is drinking. When not drinking, is beating people up for money. When not beating people up for money, is performing. Life is purposefully structured to avoid encountering a thought for as long as possible

Loves to use his fists

Is so tired

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Don't forget that Spanks' name is Spanks Sinatra ok, this is very important. Appreciate my jokes.

Don't you want to reach over and give him a better reason to turn his brain off for a while?

Spanks self-describes as a "himbo", but he's really not; he's highly intelligent and analytical, with a lot of shit in his past, and at the time you meet him the most effective way he's found to keep his own brain from overwhelming him is by beating it into submission with a life of hard drinking and violence

Important note: Spanks is a woman, he just uses he/him pronouns for various reasons, most of which are that he's a butch drag king.

Also vote for him.

Vote for Spanks Sinatra!!!

Who are you going to vote for: the he/him lesbian who can bench press you, or the tangled bundle of Christmas lights in your attic?

Come ON, you're going to let the he/him lesbian drag king Frank Sinatra who is also a bounty hunter get beat by a pile of cold, unflavored spaghetti??? Seriously?

Audio propaganda with Sammy Sinclair.

Art propaganda of Spanks Sinatra being crushed by Husky, as mentioned in the above audio propaganda.

Vote for my sad messed up drag king

Spanks is a he/him lesbian. come on. look at him

Vote for Spanks, he doesn't need a psychic ghost to turn you to rubber

Anyway if it's rope/cable play you're into, Spanks has a move for that

Sammy and Spanks as a team:

The Dosage Tango Crew can tag team the finals, but only with your help!! This is how it was always meant to be. We can do this. Let's carry that weight together and show the finals what damage a couple of bad boys with nothing to lose can do. 👉💥

Sammy and Spanks might have a 20 year age gap between them, but they're each the closest thing either has to a friend. Despite being two extremely self-involved loners with very different personalities, they manage to understand each other better than anyone else in large part because they both agree on a simple guiding principle: where you came from doesn't dictate who you are, and there are some rocks you don't need to dig under. They might enable some of each other's worst vices but they also manage to keep one another from going too far off the deep end, and after having worked together for a very long time they know they can count on one another to watch each other's backs, which can be a rare thing in their line of work. There's no job the two of them can't manage together, and that includes the sexiest podcast character tournament if you help them tie today

They thought they were taking us down but all they did was make us that much more powerful. Vote Sammy and Spanks, the real friends at the table

Emmy believes in ALL of you SO MUCH right now! So get out there and vote for Sammy and Spanks!

Visit Original Link

Sammy and Spanks' boba order:

Pineapple and Coconut spiked with homebrought rum.