Pete Moss & The Bone God AKA It Who Persists & Verge
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Propaganda
David Frost (Riley Hopkins And Their Amazing Friends: Interstitial Investigations):
He's a tulpa of Dale Cooper from Twin Peaks. He works at a diner (but he wants to be a cool noir detective). He hangs out with an old timey radio serial protagonist, a former kid detective, and a toon. One of his only other friends is Columbo. He's wanted for the suspected murder of an iconic Nintendo character. I didn't say his name, but he popped into your head, didn't he.
He finds out there's someone who looks like him who has security clearance and decides to put on a suit and pretend to be this man he knows nothing about in order to get information about the case (not about the man). I think he quits his job in the first episode? Great guy, please vote for David Frost today.
David.. your swag... you can make it work forever....
David [...] can [...] cook [...and] passed a $50 tip from a customer to his exploited coworker, Spongebob Squarepants
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
idc about Pete but the Bone God can get it
People calling for Verge in the reblogs, I need you to understand something.
The Bone God is also a four armed nonbinary hottie.
And is technically a killer but not by choice.
We pitted two bad enbies against each other except one is a big god beast who is toting around a small biologist.
Holds up BG
look at it, its got trauma
Hello may I offer some Bone God in these trying times? (Pete's there too in the first image! Look at him getting cuddles!)
Verge (Midnight Burger):
How is this even a question? Verge is….Verge. Have you HEARD their voice? Have you listened to their monolouge at the glen of wishes? How they speak to Diedre? Jesus. They are so fucking hot.
#VERGE IS NONBINARY AND A ROGUE #AND HOT AS FUCK #LITERALLY PULLED LEIF IN LIKE. A DAY #BAGGED DEIDRE IN TWO #HAVE YOU HEARD THEM????? FUCK
VERGE MY BELOVED
Verge literally owns my soul
#they're a four armed nonbinary killing machine. last time they did killing machine things they had a breakdown. which makes it hotter
You know what to do, my lovelies: follow and vote on this wild competition and speak the truth of your heart and your loins. Vote Verge now, and vote Verge often. With your help, I can seduce the entire galaxy and bring an age of peace and hedonism to the land.
Objection this is ALL bone god propaganda and VERY little Verge Propaganda. Coward behavior. If there was a Verge Clip, they’d be sailing away with the win.
Pete & Bone God together:
#pete 🤝 tbg #look at him. that's the happiest pete's been in ages #don't let him down
vote for the old man biologist and the anxious god!
Pete & Bone God & Verge together:
Y’all they’re currently tied, we have the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now
I'll draw all three of them together if they tie, we can't put two four armed nonbinary bad bitches + Pete Moss against each other! The sexiness is off the charts! They must move on together
LOVE WINS!!!
NONBINARY BAD BITCHES (and Pete) MOVE ON TOGETHER!!!
as the player for The Bone God on Hope's Hearth, I hope our nonbinary four armed bad bitches (and Pete) take this whole bracket for all its worth
Well, well. What a powerful team-up. Let us two multidisciplinary creator enby furries who do actual plays and guest host on Animorphs podcasts (and also Pete) rain smoldering 🫦 devastation upon the competition.
Art of David Frost by Waalkr.
Art of Dr. Pete Moss and The Bone God courtesy of @lotsadeer.
Art of Verge by awnrii.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Dr. Pete Moss (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
Former college botany professor, disgraced and disbarred after taking the fall for illegal and unethical bio-engineering experiments (plant monsters) that went awry. With no other employment prospects, was roped into the space bounty hunting gig by Emmy Acero, a former student who had also fallen on hard times
Not the step dad, the dad that stepped down from his prestigious position at a scientific institution by order of the board of ethics
Used to look like Magnum P.I. in his younger days, now in his 60s but still 6'2" and built like a former linebacker. You have to carry a lot of bags of dirt around in his line of work
Any man can bring you the flowers you like. Pete Moss can bring you the flowers that like you, because he literally invented a machine to talk to them
Earning a doctorate (even one that was subsequently stripped from you) is nothing to sneeze at. Pete will 100% apply that same level of dedication to making sure you have the most magical night of your life. Also he won't get distracted on his phone at any point because he broke it (jam accident)
Testimony from 2024 Unscripted Tri-Champion Spanks Sinatra: "OK so legit: Pete is an oddly sweet dude. He's very mellow. I know that when Emmy and Sammy are freaking the FUCK out, Pete is just there, vibing. In his lane. Doing his thing. Probably because he has no idea what's happening. God I wish that were me. Pete, can you engineer weed that I'm not allergic to?"
Anyway here's Pete in his very first appearance getting way too into the idea of tree transmogrification
The Bone God AKA It Who Persists (Hope's Hearth):
The Bone God is a dead god whose bones were brought to a foreign planet by a dog that's a moon. The Bone God has anxiety. The Bone God ate its own sibling to save its entire world. The Bone God uses it/its pronouns, the sexiest pronouns. The Bone God is huge and bestial and terrifying. The Bone God is soft and nervous and kind. The Bone God is dating a guy who's basically Trans Steve Irwin and pulled him with its autism rizz. The Bone God is just a little guy, if a little guy could climb on the ceiling and had a halo of fire. The Bone God is learning what it means to be a god in a modern world when its old obligations are no longer who it is.
BG is the youngest of a pantheon of gods from a lost planet whose races were scattered in a diaspora across the universe. It is slowly coming back to life from its death through the power of LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP
Bone God is possessed by a fragment of its evil sister's spirit, which whispers in its ear about how terrible it is
It literally cannot become a new god with her shard clouding the way forward
BG saved its entire planet by eating her.
It doesnt know if any of its siblings are alive. It thinks theyre all dead.
It is literally so anxious all the time. It will stand with its paws held to its chest and just go aheem heem
You should vote for The Bone God because it likes to take a more humanoid form to talk to people with but then just stands there like 🥺👉👈
They don't call it The Bone God for nothing (it's on account of the bones)
Whats sexier than being in a loving long term relationship with a mortal man who fears no god or living creature and regularly jumps on dangerous animals like Steve Irwin?
Verge (Midnight Burger):
COME ON IT'S VERGE
Verge is *supposed* to be sexy and their actor pulls it off in spades. They are a survivor of a planetwide destruction and are hunted by everyone at all times. I feel a little bad for advocating for them as being the sexiest, as they use their charm and sex appeal as a survival tactic, but that doesn't make them any less hot. Plus they're really cute and still effortlessly sexy when they feel safe enough to let their guard down.
Hazel McCallah (The Unexplored Places: Ruin's Gate):
#her best friend is a wild west sawbones who looks like jason mantzoukas #she's addicted to laughing gas made from space mushrooms #she wears a locket with a picture of her parents who are still back on earth #she was sent to space as an indentured child laborer and became a boxer and then part of a protection racket slash wildernes guide faction #and then she killed the leader of that faction when he threatened her beloved town and community #one time she fought an enormous skeleton monster called the Mother of Bones #anyway even if you don't vote go listen to Ruin's Gate
Emmy Acero (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
You gotta vote for Emmy, he killed Batman!
You gotta vote for Emmy, look at that little face.
I need you to vote for Emmy and for Moenbryda because the art I commissioned of them for the bracket still isn't finished and they can't get knocked out before I even get the chance to use it
My boy Emmy can't lose! Go vote for Emmy!!!
Hazel & Emmy together:
Consider we could do the funniest thing right now yall
#hazel and emmy new power couple
#I think Emmy just got a new hot butch aunt yall #Hopefully this goes better than the last aunt
Moenbryda Wilfsunnwyn (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: Interstitial 2E):
6'7" silver-haired woman with an undercut, thigh and neck tattoos, and a battleaxe
Has a PhD in magic rocks but decided to also put stats into "muscle mommy" because she wanted to be able to cleave monsters in half with an axe. And she does! Often!
Sacrificed herself to save her friends and the world and is now "dead" but, through multiversal wizardly shenanigans, continues to exist but only as a memory; i.e. she can only exist as long as people remember her. Meaning if she loses this contest she will literally die
Mod Note: Please only vote for the Moenbryda Wilfsunnwyn that appears in the podcast Tidal Wave Games Podcast: Interstitial 2e.
Art of Hazel McCallah by Dakota Curry.
Art of Emmy Acero by @violetfoxsketches.
Additional propaganda below the cut:
Hazel McCallah (The Unexplored Places: Ruin's Gate):
Middle aged woman who now uses her fighting skills to defend people.
Rescues a girl without a mother and gets so absorbed in teaching this girl how to ride a horse she misses a job.
Probably a lesbian.
Died and came back wrong. :)
Made me cry.
No but seriously if you want a Cowboy With A Hard Past Who Wants To Get Home To His Family But After Decades Realizes He Has A New Community He Wants To Stay For but with a woman, Hazel delivers in spades.
definitely a lesbian
has terrible horrible visions of Doom
occasionally gets possessed by a supernatural force that makes her better at fighting demons and also makes smoke pour out of her eyes
described as "if Charlize Theron in Mad Max didn't have a celebrity skincare routine"
fights with a fucking sick axe with a red stone head
wears an old flight suit but with the arms tied around her waist like a classic hot scifi lesbian
died and came back wrong!!!!!!!!
her link to the world of the living is the motherless 12 year old girl she rescued from a mine collapse and taught how to ride a horse and who loves her sooooo much
almost got turned into a centaur made of plant and bone one time
has a horse named Freddie
can engage a small gang on equal footing
Hazel is literally a hot middle aged butch cowboy who died and came back wrong it does NOT get sexier than that
what's sexier than a middle aged butch cowboy with a shady past born out of desperation to survive on a harsh and unforgiving planet who makes the conscious decision to not only become a better person and use her strength to help her struggling community, but also who willingly sacrifices herself to atone for her past and then COMES BACK FROM THE DEAD, resurrected by the spirit of said planet, to continue to protect that community and the people in it?
is it a middle aged butch cowboy who rescues a young girl—who, grieving the loss of her own mother in a mining accident, ran away from home and got trapped in the same haunted mine where her mother died—and decides to become a mentor to that young girl, and is motivated by the desire to make the world into a kinder place for that girl than it was to her when she was a child?
or maybe it's a middle aged butch cowboy who, when she fights supernatural monsters with her cool hellstone axe, has smoke come out of her eyes and succumbs to prophetic visions of doom???
also she's HOT
Listen, I'm going to be honest here. I don't think I'd ever found a podcast character hot before Hazel. Now Hazel is the metric against which all other podcast characters are judged. I've never listened to that other show, but how Hazel isn't just absolutely running away with this thing is beyond me.
Emmy Acero (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: SEE YOU SPACE COWBOY...):
Latino trans man, college student turned movie stunt double turned space bounty hunter. Father blew his entire college fund on a cryptocurrency scheme, now trying to raise enough money as a gig worker to pay off his debt before his school's tuition office's hitmen come after him. And that's before he finds out about the whole "secret destiny" thing…
Might be inexperienced (don't worry, he's a consenting adult) but he's a very quick learner. Just look how quickly he learned the saxophone!
Accidental rizz levels off the charts. Canonically has the most romantic/sexual success of any character in the podcast, almost entirely unintentionally on his part
You float the idea of knife play and he says "omg I thought you would never ask". Next thing you know you're sitting in a chair watching him perform actual knife tricks for two hours
Special skills: "True Strength is in the Core", "Can Fit in Spaces Most Can't", "Resting Innocent Face" (aka puppy dog eyes). I think you can fill in the blanks
There's just something about this guy, I can't quite put my finger on it...
Moenbryda Wilfsunnwyn (Tidal Wave Games Podcast: Interstitial 2E):
Summoned by Gwonam the wizard to Castlevania to kill Dracula because she (along with Lt. Worf of the Starship Enterprise and Squirtle, the Pokémon) was supposedly a distant relation of the Belmont bloodline, and was immediately like "yeah cool sounds great" despite not knowing what a Dracula was
FELL CLEAVE
I voiced this version of Moen. I do drop the accent after the first episode but whatever. Vote Moen. Give her the win.
Moenbryda Wilfsunnwyn more like Moenbryda is gonna win
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The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.
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