#spaqueuets realms

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altævo: we have a plan!

thorney: we also have the collective intelligence of a pineapple

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rachel: i started off by making a map of all the labyrinth related disappearances in osiris, which led me to this

rachel: points at a map covered in pins

rachel: osiris is so dangerous. no one should live here.

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excuse me, miss, have you seen my daughter? red hair, about this tall, clearly a lesbian but we haven't had the talk yet?

tobias, looking for sunny

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vinca: do you ever just see something that changes your life and you’re just huh.

altævo: i saw you.

vinca: honestly that’s so gay and sweet and it really makes this awkward because i was gonna show you a picture of a drawing of ryan reynolds as a turkey.

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Light Boy: You remind me of the ocean.

Thorney: Why the ocean?

Light Boy: Because you’re salty and you scare people.

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light boy: i let mauve drink the bathtub water while i was in it

cupenda: once again, kinda weird, but not a sin

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thorney: i want you to stop saying odd shit. just stop.

[later]

thorney: you get any sleep last night?

quintas: i don’t sleep, i just dream.

thorney, with his head in his hands, crying: please...

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light boy: the vinca i know isn’t fit to be responsible for anyone, including and especially himself. i once saw him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. thorney, he opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and drank it like it was a thing normal people do. it was unholy. and then i asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and i quote, "it's basically a smoothie."