Vinca: Bad News - Quintas locked her keys inside her house. Vinca: Good News - We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith. Vinca: Bad News - Quintas finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress hot people. Vinca: Good News - A hot person saw me do it. Vinca: Bad News - It was Altævo, and since they’ve already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, they’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. They know.
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