May 19, 2020
Trigger: I made a marshmallow Bandog. See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the marshmallow pilots for annoying him.
Trigger, to Bandog: You like it?
Bandog, choked up: It's fine.
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Trigger: I made a marshmallow Bandog. See? His arms are crossed because he's mad at all the marshmallow pilots for annoying him.
Trigger, to Bandog: You like it?
Bandog, choked up: It's fine.
Count: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me while I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.
Trigger: Woah, Count, are you okay?
Count: Full Band stole my fucking yogurt.
Bandog: What did you do?
Trigger: Okay, but you can't get mad at me.
Bandog: WHAT. Did you do?
Trigger: Okay. First, I was minding my own business-
Bandog: Bullshit!
Trigger: I WAS!
Count: And here's my award for the most direct orders ignored.
Trigger: That's not an award. That's an angry letter from the Osean government.
Count, putting it on the fridge: Well, it says 'most', so I'm calling it an award.
Trigger: Before you say anything...
Bandog: ...
Trigger: ...
Bandog: ...
Trigger:
Bandog: *raises eyebrow*
Trigger: ... That's it. We don't want you to say anything.
Count: Who the hell ate my leftover pizza? WHOEVER IT WAS, I WILL-
Trigger: I ate it.
Count: -buy you a whole pizza because you deserve it.
Count: Don't forget to lift with your legs.
Trigger: I know how to lift, jackass. I've been carrying this squadron the entire time.
McKinsey: Your insolence goes too far.
Trigger: Wrong. It can go a lot further.