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Everyone on the internet giving Anakin a hard time about his flirting skills and the infamous "I don't like sand", meanwhile Crixus flirting:
"It is no easy task to sever a man's head. One must find the proper angle."
Finished the Spartacus rewatch. Still hits as hard as it did the first time. Like, I'm the last person to try to sell on the concept of a glorious death, but damn did that show understand the assignment.
Spartacus Rewatch
HEY Everyone!! SOO with getting back into the Spartacus fandom, I was thinking of maybe doing a major Spartacus rewatch!! This would include an episode a week, and having a group watch at a specific time (through Rabb.it or another shared streaming site), episode contests with prizes, graphics themed for the episode of the week, merchandise giveaways, memes, and much more!!
I was going to do it through tumblr, either on this blog or making a separate one specifically for the rewatch!
I would LOVE to organize this, but first, really want to test the waters a little! SO if you’re interested in being part of the Rewatch (i.e getting info and updates about this), PLEASE give this a like, reblog, AND/OR send me a message!!! This way, I can see what the interest level is like and how many people – if anyone – would be interested in doing a MASSIVE Spartacus Rewatch together!!!
Spartacus : Vengeance Rewatch - Episode 7: Sacramentum
Sex Scene: there’s like 4 whole scenes in a whorehouse, all the sex is happening here.
“Cock”: 5
“Cunt”: 1
“Kill Them All”:
“Fucking Gaul”: 1
Slow motion Face Punch: 2
Episode Name Dropped by: Glaber
Memorable Death: MARCIA (for my heart), Sedullus (because brains).
Favourite Line: “I rival any fucking man, in all things.”
- I have basically one clear memory of this episode. AGRON IN THAT HOODED CLOAK IN THE RAIN SMIRKING FOR ALL HE’S WORTH! Hot damn, I am excited for that scene!
- Holy shit, Agron is even hotter in this scene than I remembered!!!
- Ahh! Donar helping to free the Germans! I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, you can pry German Donar from my cold dead hands!
- I love me some silent killing.
- GERMAN SPEAKING AGRON GIVES ME SO MANY DAMN FEELS!!!! Seriously, when was the last time he spoke his native language? Does he do it with Donar? Was the last time with Duro? According to history slaves weren’t allowed to speak their native language, so maybe it’s been longer than his captivity. SO MANY FEELS.
- The way Sedullus looks when telling Agron the other guard also speaks German, it almost looks like a test, like he wants Agron to prove himself first.
- SAXA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Lucius kills someone, I’m oddly proud!
- That face slice though.
- Sedullus is just …. He’s the reason Germans are given a bad name, you can see it already.
- LUGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH DAMN, HES SO PRECIOUS! I forgot he spoke English (though really, I’m assuming their speaking latin) in Vengeance, I thought he was mainly all German until WotD.
- “Cock” in German, still counts!
- AGRON’S SMILE! CALLING THE GERMAN’S BROTHER! HE IS SO HAPPY! FUCK!
- OH THIS, THIS I REMEMEBR, AND I FUCKING HATE IT! By “this” I mean Sparty and his jealous suspicions of Agron. Sparty has such a double standard with Crixus and Agron. Crixus is allowed to be the leader of the Gauls with Sparty having basically no say in the matter, but the second Agron wants the same fucking treatment Sparty throws a hissy fit! I’m not trying to be biased, I can see there could be legitimate concers for Sparty with the Germans, as in Agron might separate from the cause and do his own thing with the Germans. BUT, the reason I have such an issue with this whole thing is that Crixus gets to do the same fucking thing BUT HE STILL GETS SPARTACUS’ RESPECT AND LOYALTY! Agron gets none of that, ever. I could write a fucking essay on this subject. To sum up, fuck you Sparty.
- That Eagle is fucking majestic!
- Okay, I have always liked Gallienus, he’s kinda adorable.
- I wonder if Ashur feels a little sorry for what happened to Seppius when he sees Seppia crying. I mean she’s basically still a kid and she has no one, it’s hard not to feel for that.
- Does Gannicus believe Glaber’s speech or does he recognise the propaganda for what it is? In other words, a load of shit.
- Love how all the women around Glaber look empty, depressed, absolutely crushed.
- Poor Thessela, you can see the betrayal in her eyes when Ilithyia lies. Poor baby.
- That crucifixion is pretty intense.
- Okay I’ve been doing a hell of a lot of research on Spartacus (and Ancient Rome in general) but I now know the names of some background characters. Hey there Lydon patrolling the wall ;)
- Crixus looks so damn attractive when sparring with Naevia, I think it’s because he doesn’t look angry when he’s fighting her. He looks calm and focused, it’s very sexy.
- LOOK AT THAT LITTLE SMILE!!!!! CRIXUS IS SO PROUD OF NAEVIA!!!!!
- NASIR AND MIRA FRIENDSHIP!!!! We were robbed!!
- Oh, you can see Mira’s heart breaking. She’s not a fool, she knows Spartacus doesn’t love her.
- Oenomaus and Nasir shaking hands……..WHEN THE HELL HAVE YOU TWO ACTUALLY MET?!?!?!
- Oenomaus should smile more though, it’s so damn beautiful.
- I wanna cry!!!!! Every one is so happy to see Oenomaus, and he’s looking all proud of his children!!!! I NEED SOME TISSUES!
- I seriously cannot get over the amount of love I have for Agron kissing Nasir in front of his kin without any hesitation!!! All the feels man.
- I like that Mira keeps on smiling genuinely when the Germans are brought in. She doesn’t care that she can’t understand them, there is no suspicion in her eyes, she accepts them. Unlike Crixus and Oenomaus.
- Nemetes (you fuck) looks at Sedullus with heart eyes.
- Agron introducing Nasir to the Germans, Nasir smiling and shaking hands with all of them!!! MY HEART CANNOT TAKE THIS! Nasir feeling more comfortable with the Germans for the simple fact that they are Agron’s kin, it’s fucking beautiful. I just wanna stay in this happy little family without all the drama.
- LUGO PICKS UP NASIR IN A HUGE BEAR HUG WITH SAXA SMILING AT THEM BOTH!!!!! THIS IS THE DAMN FRIENDSHIP I ALWAYS WANTED!!!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! There was like a split second hint of this threesome in WotD, BUT I DIDN’T KNOW WE GOT IT RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!
- “Who will they follow?” SERIOUSLY CRIXUS ALL THE GAULS FOLLOW YOU NOT SPARTY AND YOU KNOW IT. fuck this whole jealously shit.
- “Yes Dominus.” Oh fuck. Oh fuck. That is the most heart breaking, soul shattering thing Lucretia could ever say. fuck. Ashur needs to die all the time.
- Talking about yourself in third person isn’t a sign of sanity Ashur (I will vehemently ignore Lugo’s desire to refer to himself as such, he’s my baby).
- Oh the wig, poor Lucretia. But the red colour had nothing to do with Quintus, it was all about Gaia right?
- How deluded is Ashur, how can he think Lucretia is falling for him, how can he think this is real? He is raping her.
- Holy crap, Ilithyia is actually lying on that chair!! We hardly ever see the Roman’s lying on the chairs in the way they are historically supposed to!
- I may not really like Seppia, but hot damn she is so SO attractive and especially in black. She should always wear her hair down, she’s gorgeous.
- Does Ilithyia at least suspect that Glaber had a hand in Seppius’ murder?
- Glaber has wanted Seppius’ men for fucking ages, but they don’t look like much….
- I killed your leader, I forced you to come here, I conscripted you, I basically fucking own you….now swear your loyalty. -___- Do Romans not understand how to earn loyalty?
- I really love it when Ilithyia isn’t playing games with Lucretia, like she genuinely really cares for her. That little smile, her soft voice. Shipper heart is sailing. (I just wish that Lucretia felt the same dammit)
- Is Lucretia wearing the same dress she wore last episode? Or does she suddenly have 2 navy blue dresses when she’s never worn that colour ever before.
- Seppia’s body slave is an older woman, I really like this idea.
- “I seek vengeance.” –Get in line Seppia.
- The Seppia / Glaber stuff is gross.
- “I now gaze into his eyes and tremble at lurks behind them.”
- Oh gods, Ilithyia and Lucretia talking about the cliff….yikes! But also, I mean it’s basically canon that these two are together right? They basically confess their love every chance they get (in their own fucked up way).
- No one should look that happy with their hand inside an animal carcass pulling out organs. That’s just weird Agron.
- OMG I WANNA CRY HE IS SO HAPPY TO BE SURROUNDED BY KIN!
- Oh fuck shit. You can see the moment Agron gets it, when he realises that Crixus will always be above him in Spartacus’ eyes. He could offer Spartacus Glaber’s head and Sparty would find fault with it. This is the moment when I feel so much for Agron. All he’s ever wanted was for Sparty to trust and respect him, as he trusts and respects Spartacus, but it’s never going to happen.
- “I give you my word.” –THE LOOK ON SPARTACUS’ FACE WHEN AGRON SAYS THIS. FUCK YOU SPARTY!
- Dude I really ship Gannicus and Marcia!
- OMG GANNI ASKED MARCIA TO JOIN HIM!!!!!!!!!!AHH!!!
- Fucking Ashur.
- OMG look at how they clutch at each other, I SHIP IT SO DAMN MUCH! Actually might be the only woman I ship Ganni with!
- Ganni insulting Ashur is a beautiful thing.
- “Gannicus has always been a man of few words.” LUCRETIA LOOKS SO FUCKING AMUSED, I LOVE IT.
- Comparing Ganni to a Phoenix, I can dig it.
- Can I just say that Craig Parker is a phenomenal actor. His voice and his movements are so much darker and slower than they were in s1, it’s like his whole body has switched with Glaber’s darkness. It’s truly amazing. Kudos!
- “Ashur’s talents are of the shadows.”
- Ganni don’t lie, you never stop craving the roar of the crowd.
- Mummy and Daddy talking about the kids, it’s so sweet.
- I’m confused though, now suddenly Sparty is on Agron’s side?!
- “Absent choice,” –those words get to me every time.
- Please stop talking about hypothetical Agron death!
- Seriously Ilithyia totally thought Lucretia was talking about double suicide, AND SHE WAS ALL FOR IT. shit man.
- Also, I super don’t find Lucretia slitting her wrist at all traumatic. Is that what all the blood and gore in this show does to you? I don’t actually mind.
- FUCK. YOU. ASHUR!
- I actually don’t like Oenomaus and Sparty being buddy buddy…and like, just beucase his wife cheated on him suddenly Oenomaus is all for Sparty’s cause?!?! I just feel like there were some conversations missing.
- Oh look how quickly Agron loses his smile when Sparty comes around!
- “I’m glad I risked my life for this lot,” – I love salty Lucius.
- “I tire of hiding like frightened rabbits.” –why is it always the rabbits?
- CRIXUS CALLING AGRON PUP HURTS MY FUCKING SOUL BECAUSE HE USED TO CALL DURO PUP!!!!!!!HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!! AND THEN HE TALKS ABOUT WILD DOGS, WHEN THAT’S WHAT PEOPLE CALL NASIR!!!!!! FUUUUUUCCKKKK!!!! This brings a whole new meaning to hitting below the belt.
- You can really see how hurt Agron is by all this, and I know the leaving early was on purpose and he was being petty but shit man, after all he’s put up with he deserves a moment to act like an idiot. the thing is, is that no one seems to see that he’s grown. He’s not the angry boy he was when he was GRIEVING HIS FUCKING BROTHER WHO WAS HIS FUCKING HEART. He’s healing and growing and genuinely wants to see their people safe and free, but everyone is stuck on him being angry and impulsive when drowning in grief. Give the boy a fucking break.
- Seriously the amount of shit I can spew about Agron is endless.
- MARCIA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- “What would you have me do? Take up offer and turn on those I once called brother?”
- “The whole world has slipped from reason.” –and it just keeps slipping and slipping.
- I love that Lucretia’s plan give all the info for Ganni’s own plan.
- LUGO TAKING ON SEDULLUS! I LOVE IT!
- Fuck me, every time Agron looks so happy at his Germans I get all warm and fuzzy. LET AGRON BE HAPPY!
- OMG NASIR IS SO HAPPY TO SEE AGRON HAPPY! I LOVE IT!
- The wrestling is fucking beautiful, and everyone happy and smiling is beautiful.
- Seriously what is going on with Crixus? He’s super fucking depressed and not even Naevia’s smile is helping. He has his heart back and she is fighting to regain herself, but he had more life in him when she was gone. What gives?
- Lugo is fucking tragic. I love him.
- Lugo making friends with Oenomaus, it’s precious.
- WHY CAN’T THESE PEOPLE JUST GIVE THE GERMANS A FUCKING CHANCE!
- “Would that we were never parted.” – my heart is fluttering.
- Oh my scheming wives.
- It’s like, for one second you actually like Sedullus and it seems like he just wants everyone to get along, BUT THEN THE FUCKER TOUCHES NAEVIA! YOU DEAD BOY!
- Naevia’s fighting face is beautiful.
- I FUCKING LOVE THAT AGRON IS THE ONE TO RUN UP THE SECOND HE NOTICES NAEVIA IS IN TROUBLE!!!!!!
- “Now I fuck the other side of you pretty little face.” –I dunno if I’m just being dumb, but I don’t understand this….like she one has one face, and there’s only one hole of someone’s face you can fuck……I’m so confused.
- Fuck you Crixus for finding it funny that Agron is getting beat up.
- Also, can no one tell that this isn’t a fight for fun??
- I’m sorry but everytime Lugo is on screen I shout “LUGO” in my mind.
- OH WHAT, Nasir has on this super intense (and fucking gorgeous) face when Lugo starts fighting.
- HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM ACTUALLY SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE GOT A FUCKING HISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Okay but in all this tumbling and fighting, what the fuck happened to Agron. One minute he was on the ground under Sedullus, now he disappeared?!
- I love this huge brawl more than anything. BUT I have issue with pairing Mira and Saxa together. They do it because they are both females and it’s a huge feminist thing right? (I ain’t hating on feminism at all here) but Saxa is a fighter with immense skill and Mira is not, at all. She is just learning how to fight, she’s nowhere near the level that Saxa is. It seems stupid to pair them together just because they are both girls. It’s almost an insult to Saxa, she should be fighting someone as skilled as she is.
- Sparty and Oenomaus taking shit down with one hit is everything!
- Despite everything I said about Saxa and Mira fighting, seeing Mira kicking ass is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen! QUEEN MIRA!
- Agron has suddenly materialized from nowhere to fight Sedullus again, okay sure.
- Oh shit, dude right over the fire.
- There is the briefest of seconds were I’m worried for Agron’s life, and clearly so is he!
- Seriously, I get so annoyed with the editing sometimes. One clip, Agron is on his back, next clip he’s on all fours, clip after that he’s on his back again. C’mon people!
- Where is Nasir though? Who did he end up fighting? Did he win? Did he aggravate his wounds?
- That face slicing though is fucking brutal. Holy shit. I remember when I first saw it I had a few moments of “oh that’s gross”, then it was “shit that’s kinds cool”, to “super fake but I appreciate the shot”. Now all I can think is that it’s so fucking extra. SERIOUSLY, Spartacus has no idea why the fight broke out, he honestly has no reason to kill Sedullus but he does it anyways……. I don’t think that’s a good leader, even if it does work in Sparty’s favour.
- Also that brain is a little stupid.
- OH I SEE NASIR, I have no idea who he was fighting though.
- I fucking hate the look Sparty gives Agron. He’s so clearly telling Agron that he is not in charge of the Germans….WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING DO THIS TO CRIXUS TOO!!!!
- Aww, Nasir’s all bloody. I’m weirdly proud!
- Also, Sparty’s speech about animals and being brothers ….. the rebels were fighting the German’s too, so is he calling the rebels animals too?
- Fuck, Agron’s speech. I’m not ready for the feels…. THE LOOK OF UTTER SURPIRISE ON SPARTACUS’ FACE WHEN AGRON DECLARES HIS LOYALTY MAKES ME KINDA MAD, Agron has never not been loyal to Sparty, fuck you Sparty.
- Agron basically renouncing his kin for Sparty….it honestly breaks my heart, and not in the good way. CAN’T AGRON JUST HAVE SOME HAPPINESS FOR ONCE!
- Ooohhh I love the way Lugo says “Sedullus”.
- “Lugo follow.” –guys, I seriously love Lugo.
- OH OH IT’S THE BEATING OF WEAPONS THING!!!!! SHIT MAN THE BROTHERHOOD DID THIS TO DURO WHEN HE PROVED HIMSELF AGAINST CRIXUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS EPISODE IS GIVING ME SO MANY DURO FEELS! WTF!!!!! I’M SO EMOTIONAL!
- Agron beating his chest, what a sweetie.
- Oooohhhhhh I see you Nemetes! Shit, I never saw him being so hesitant and wary and not actually giving a shit about Spartacus and his cause….i thought this whole Nemetes being a dick was a WotD thing, BUT IT STARTS FROM THE FUCKIGN BEGINNING. Shit man, I feel like there’s so much of this show that I missed.
- Why is Ganni always at a whorehouse.
- Seriously what is with all these blue dresses lately?! BUT LUCRETIA IS A FUCKING GODDESS WALKING THE HALLS WITH THE FLOWY DRESS!
- I don’t even have words for Seppia and Glaber sex.
- I’m smiling so much at how brutal everything is, and seeing Ganni fight always makes me smile.
- “Gannicus has made his decision.” –and in such a beautiful way. I love how he killed Ashur’s guy, it was beautiful and him giving up the Rudis is also beautiful and in this one moment in time I really like Ganni.
- I have the urge to watch GotA now.
- Lucretia should stop scheming with anyone but Ilithyia. All these men she tries to persuade do the exact opposite of what she wants.
Man, people just whip out some absolutely fire speeches at the drop of a hat in this series, don't they?
Also, I hadn't really forgotten how much I love Mira, but the reminder makes heart beat stronger.
This is literally the "this is our Get Along Shirt" episode I love it
everybody who has beef with someone else, fight as allies with that person in a friendly wrestling match
Spartacus : Vengeance Rewatch - Episode 4: Empty Hands
Sex Scene: 2 (plus lots of slave entertainment sex)
“Cock”: 3
“Cunt”: 2
“Fucking Gaul”: none because Agron doesn’t have any lines.
Slow motion Face Punch: 1
Episode Name Dropped by: Ilithyia
Memorable Death: Acer… obviously. He deserved so much better!
Favourite Line: “They shall learn a wounded animal may yet bear teeth.”
- I was so damn worried they were gonna step on that frog.
- I love me some foggy forests.
- I don’t get why Mira keeps moving, like stay still woman, you are trying to hide.
- I remember when I first watched this I was so mad at Naevia for running and thought she was so freaking stupid, but like that girl was traumatized. It makes total sense that she ran, it’s classic PTSD (as someone with PTSD I totally understand this reaction). I think my main issues the first time was that I was getting used to this new actor and comparing her to the s1 actor.
- IT WAS A HISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Seriously, the way that soldier took down Naevia is brutal, and I love it.
- “I fucking hate running,”…….somehow this is the most Aussie thing they’ve ever said.
- Fuck I love Mira. She just full on jumps on the dude and knifes him. She’s like a jungle cat. Seriously, Mira, will you marry me?
- I always feel so bad when the background rebels die, poor babies.
- I LOVE THAT THEY WANNA BURY HIM!!!!! That means so much, it’s respect and loyalty and honour. BUT SPARTY IS SUCH A DOUCHE (even though I understand that they don’t have time, but cmon)
- I get so bored with the Romans sometimes.
- I feel we were robbed of the religious aspects of the time. But maybe that’s just me, I love the whole wide world of Gods and Goddesses.
- Albinius is not subtle in his interest in Lucretia (to be fair, neither am I)
- Glaber is SUCH A DICK TO HIS WIFE, OMG! .... And Ilithyia is so crushed.
- I’m honestly a little surprised Nasir would say he needs a rest, because wouldn’t he want to be seen like a warrior. Especially in front of the Gladiators? But then again, he also completely diffused that tense situation, so maybe he’s a genius.
- I am 1000% here for a Nasir, Mira, Naevia friendship. WHERE ARE THE FICS!?
- I am so surprised Liscus is so quick to say Crixus is dead. I thought Gauls were super loyal and devoted.
- Sparty don’t like people dissing his new bf.
- Holy shit, I cannot get over the utter disrespect of desecrating a corpse. I mean I know Sparty did it in the first ep of this season, and I think I was fine with that cos it was a Roman corpse. But this time, it’s a gladiator. I know, double standards, but I can’t help it.
- Am I seeing things, or does Ashur also look offended/uncomfortable by the corpse defiling? Shit, am I agreeing with Ashur, noooooooo.
- “Slave, true, but far from common”
- I cringe every time Seppia speaks
- “The morning cock has better chance of crowing to such heights”
- “Empty vessel, barren of life, and prophesy” – did Ilithyia really have to go the barren route.
- I was so damn happy when Rhaskos was alive……. If only he’d stay that way forever.
- It’s awkward how excited everyone is, but sucks to be them cos it aint Sparty.
- “I stand with you in this life, and the next” HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T KNOW ACER SAID THIS OMG! This is exactly what Naevia says to Crixus later on. WOW, these are such romantic words, makes me wonder if Acer had a thing for Crixus??? I’m here for it!!!
- Oenomaus and Crixus back together again!! Yay!
- I really hate broken hearted Oenomaus. Let Crixus smile for a god damn minute would you!!
- For a second I really though Liscus went mad and killed Naevia.
- Every time there is a slow-mo fight, I get butterflies. I love this show, okay?!
- Nasir being amazing. That is all.
- You know what I find odd, even though Naevia is super traumatized I almost feel like all this fighting and death would be comforting in a way?? because she grew up in the ludus, she was around fighting every damn day, shouldn’t she not freak out and cry about a little battle?? Am I just being insensitive?
- I am living for all this hissing!
- Oh gods, seriously the slow-mo scream of Nasir is fucking awful. As in it’s tragically hilarious. He sounds so stupid, I hate it.
- Mira and Nasir, I love them.
- Omg, Nasir sounds like he’s saying goodbye. No baby.
- Seriously, the way Naevia walks up to Nasir all possessed like, I honestly thought she was going to kill him. It was freaky.
- Ilithyia’s party dress is the most beautifully stunning thing I’ve ever seen.
- There is a LOT of boob sucking going on.
- Varinius is so waiting for the other shoe to drop.
- Okay, I know Seppia and Seppius are brother and sister but when I first watched this I REALLY shipped them. And even now, I still kinda do. I know it’s all kinds of wrong, but the heart ships what the heart ships.
- It seriously looked like one of those guards rushed up to make out with Acer….. I aint even mad about that.
- “Cut the pig” … background actors are hilarious.
- “Boy fought well”
- I LOVE LISCUS SHOWING NASIR RESPECT!!! Even if it is kinda short lived.
- NEVER EVER MENTION VARRO TO SPARTY, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I usually hate it when Sparty slaps his rebels (I will never be over how he slapped Agron) but in this case, I’m okay with it. Liscus talked about Varro, just …. You deserved it, man.
- My little shipper heart wishes Sparty wanted Agron there was so Agron and Nasir could see each other again … my logical brain says Agron is the reinforcements they need. Sigh.
- I love watching Fortis run, that man is so majestical.
- All the other slaves look mad, Crixus looks confused.
- A PENIS!! I always said I’d make a point to mention the penis’ because it’s so rare to see them, compared to the amount of boobs you get in EVERYTHING.
- “We are politicians are we not”
- I love how Albinius is just watching this dick measuring contest, giving no fucks at all.
- Jackals, that’s a new insult. I love Jackals.
- Okay I know I said Ilithyia’s dress was divine but so is Lucretia’s. wow damn.
- I love Acer.
- Lucy Lawless acting is phenomenal. Every time she’s in eyesight of Crixus she holds her stomach. That is so beautifully done and makes the character all the more real.
- Lucretia and Crixus scenes are so amazing.
- OHMYGODS THE TONGUE CUTTING!
- I really love the Ilithyia and Albinius scenes, they have good back and forth.
- Gods, the amount of fun they are all having at Acer’s expense. I could go on another rant about slavery but I think we all get the gist.
- “You carry his child”… hilarious.
- NASIR WANTING A GLADIATOR MARK IS SO FUCKING PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
- “Do not cry out”
- Sparty actually looks upset at having to burn Nasir, but dude, it’s gonna save his life.
- I don’t think anyone realises how strong Nasir is. He didn’t cry out when he was being burned. Have you been burnt? I have, it fucking hurts. Nasir wasn’t a gladiator, he wasn’t used to pain, he was a house slave, he was used to sex. He’s used to pleasure and discomfort, not brutal pain. And yet, he didn’t scream. That’s my baby!
- I hate that Varinius is into Seppia, it’s kinda gross.
- I do love that Seppia can’t cut Acer though, it really shows her youth and in that split second I actually like her as a character. She seems real for the very first time.
- “Absent attempt to fuck your sister” HOLY SHIT I DIDN’T NOTICE THIS BEFORE, THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
- Hot damn, Ilithyia is so damn sexy. I mean sucks that Acer died and I liked him, but I NEED TO FAN MYSELF COS ILITHYIA IS HOT LIKE BURNING. Seriously, damn.
- I kinda like a Lucretia and Albinius friendship, for a minute, then it all goes to hell.
- Wait, so Liscus never made it to Agron? But …. I’m confused now.
- Seriously, these actors that play the entertainment slaves, like they are basically having sex, so do they hire pornstars??
- Once again, still shipping the incest, but I can’t help it! gah!
- Holy shit, Ilithyia and Varinius sex scene is hot as hell. Ilithyia makes the best faces when she has scenes like this.
- All this talk of Crassus makes so much more sense now that I’ve seen s3
- Poor Nasir being carted around like a sack of potatoes.
- “Fuck the Gods.”
- I seriously hate the Romans, leave our poor gladiators alone and stop fucking up their corpses.
- How did Sparty hear them coming?
- LISCUS! NO!
- FUCK YOU ASHUR. FUCK YOU ASHUR. FUCK YOU ASHUR. FUCK YOU ASHUR. FUCK YOU ASHUR.
- Wow damn, that pole, flipping over, thing, was amazing.
- Sparty took on a Roman army, all on his own and he won.
- I appreciate Marcus’ belief in his people, but he’s way too cocky.
- “I am not a Roman. I will not fucking die this night”
- I don’t get why Nasir was allowed to live, but Liscus wasn’t. I mean I know his wound was in the chest so it was serious ….. I’m just sick of all these Gladiators dying!
- Sometimes Ilithyia needs to calm the fuck down
- Ilithyia is so vicious. Who knew the ditz from the pilot would end up being one of the most amazing characters
- Ilithyia/Lucretia kiss, how I have missed these.
- “I long to see what dawn shall bring”
- This show has the most beautiful scenery.
- My warrior queen!
- I love that Naevia has a tiny blade to protect herself and Nasir.
- AGRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look at that nerd smile. I love him so much.
- I love that Agron barely acknowledges Sparty and runs straight for Nasir.
- Donar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- OMG this Nagron scene kills me. Nasir’s little smile, the way Agron’s whole face just melts and you can see the absolute LOVE in his eyes.
Spartacus: Vengeance Rewatch - Episode 2: A Place In This World
Sex Scene: 2
“Cock”: 7 (plus a few “my cock rages on”)
“Cunt”: 1
“Kill Them All”: 0
“Fucking Gaul”: 1
Slow motion Face Punch: 4
Episode Name Dropped by: -
Memorable Death: THE GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favourite Line: “Gods save me. I find myself in agreement with a Gaul.”
- I absolutely adore baby Oenomaus.
- He’s so vicious, I am totally here for it!
- “All men can be tamed. No matter how wild.”
- “If I held such desire, you would be split in two.” – that Batiatus family gets the best lines!
- Oenomaus in his Pit wear is fucking creepy.
- I love how bored with everything Chadara is.
- NASIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Loving the shadow fight. And it’s nice to know the gladiators can fight without screaming.
- I know mostly everyone on this show is either NZ or Aus, but this dominus sounds super Australian.
- Ah, good old ‘Tiberius’
- So I read somewhere that back in ancient times it was totally fine for men to have sex with other men, but as long as you were the ‘top’? So this dominus asking ‘Tiberius’ to “place cock in arse” is a really odd thing for those time. But, oh well.
- These slow-mo fights are one of my favourite things about Spartacus.
- Agron isn’t even using weapons this season apparently. He’s gonna use his fists to kill the Romans, or drown them in tiny ponds.
- Fuck Yeah Mira!!!!
- Spartacus loves stabbing dudes through the back of the head.
- All the gladiators grouped together look like a modelling shoot.
- Agron looking at Spartacus like “we weren’t actually given a choice. It was either follow you or die in that fucking ludus. Not much choice there buddy.” Then Spartacus looking at Agron all “shut the fuck up Agron”
- “I am Spartacus” – that line will never not get to me.
- The show of slavery here is amazing. The dominus is on his knees with a blade at his throat, essentially weak, and yet one word from him has his slaves cowering. That’s inane.
- Acer in the background all “yeah buddy, you about to die”
- The moment this guy realises he’s fucked up is brilliant.
- “How could I know that she held meaning?” “Did she not breathe? Did her heart not beat like any other woman’s? Yet you did not see a woman, did you? You just saw something to be used and discarded. You just saw a fucking slave!”
- I weirdly like Rhaskos and Chadara.
- “A rise too slight for eyes to notice.” – YAS MIRA!
- “A skill lacking in most men.” – SERIOUSLY MIRA IS QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
- This scene with Chadara basically explains her entire character. She is of the belief she has to have sex with someone strong and important so she can be safe. She never breaks that way of thinking and it’s kinda sad.
- “The hope of love to come. A danger in its own right.”
- Rhaskos penis. Honestly not as slight as Mira would have everyone believe.
- Salty Sassy Agron is my fave.
- Love that Agron knows Naevia is surely to be fucked up by her enslavement. No one else mentions it at all.
- “Every man has his worth.”
- AGRON AND NASIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I would love to know what goes on in Nasir’s head when Spartacus removes his collar. I mean he’s basically grown up with that, how utterly naked would you feel without it? No wonder the little dude wanted to kill him.
- Ilithyia’s body slave is gorgeous!
- Flashback penis, again.
- That masturbation scene is so awkward with Glaber walking in, holy crap. BUT I do love that they portray female masturbation.
- Actually all these Spartacus/Ilithyia sex flashbacks makes a whole lot of sense for the end of S2.
- “The gods would rather piss on Rome than whisper in her ear.” I love how bitter Ilithyia is.
- Seriously Glaber, you clearly don’t know how to please a woman. You can’t make her feel like crap then expect her to want to have sex with you….
- GOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHH THE FIRST NAGRON EPISODE HAS GOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My shipper heart is soaring once again!!!!
- Oh crap, I didn’t notice this first time. Mira saying she’s never known the comfort of a bed. Shit man.
- Oh gods, the awkward “what are we” talk. Yikes.
- “Let me never be from them.” – shit man, foreshadow? I’m not ready for that!
- I wanna believe Sparty has genuine feelings for Mira, but I also think he’s just telling her what she wants to hear without outwardly lying. She is clearly in love with him, but he doesn’t feel the same. He’ll never love anyone but Sura (and Varro, if we’re being honest).
- NASIR!!!!! Dude is so brave to take on the legend that is Spartacus. I love him.
- I remember when I first watched this, I started laughing as soon as Nasir started talking. HE’S JUST SO KIWI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- “You but take my masters place.” – so powerful.
- I love how Nasir already has his snarl down pat. He is constantly baring his teeth. I cannot wait for the first hiss, oh gods!
- NAGRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Holy fuck I love the banter between Sparty and Agron, ITS SO GOOD!
- Don’t hit the precious Nasir.
- Don’t lie Agron, we all know you’re into that “wild little dog.”
- I’ll say it again, SALTY SASSY AGRON IS MY FAVE!
- Oh, saw the girl with the penis that looks a hell of a lot less cgi than last time, yay.
- I love seeing Oenomaus fighting!
- “One must learn to kneel if he is ever to rise.” – yeah, but you ever gonna see any of these Romans kneeling? I don’t think so.
- Baby Quentis.
- I do actually really like Titus.
- I honestly thought those hooded figures where rebels. Imagine my surprise…
- Aww, chain around the neck reminds me of a Supernatural episode.
- Oenomaus in the Pits is fucking scary.
- I get that he’s lost and purposeless but Oenomaus is basically committing suicide in a very elaborate way. SOMEONE HELP HIM.
- “You wish to leave this world, I shall ferry you.” – no Anubis, wrong answer.
- AHHHHHH I love Agron training the new recruits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But then again, logically is that really the best option? Agron was only in the ludus for a few months whereas some of the other guys had been there for years. Shouldn’t someone with more experience be teaching the newbies?
- IT WAS A HISS!!!!!!!! A baby hiss, BUT A HISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- I do love how much of an interest in Nasir’s training Spartacus takes. But then later in the season and the next it’s like they were never friends?
- “And when it becomes as a feather? What purpose do you think it shall fly to?” “One of your own choosing.”
- I’m sorry, but Pana is fucking beautiful.
- Agron checking out Nasir. Sweety you ain’t subtle. SEE Donar sees it too!
- Noooo. Lucretia get away from that goat, what did it ever do to you!
- “I so wish to please you,” – hey there sexual tension.
- Okay the woman in market that comes to give gratitude to Lucretia is so beautiful.
- BAHAHA Ilithyia being friends with Seppia is hilarious!!!
- I do really like Marcus and his friendship with Glaber. It’s one of the few friendships where I don’t pick up on any romantic or sexual overtones.
- Seppius and that piece of fruit are really freaking me out. It’s all kinds of gross.
- This whole season seems to be about stripping Glaber down. Everyone (except Marcus) is picking on him and making him feel worthless and small. Poor dude. I mean he’s still an arse, but maybe he wouldn’t have been if everyone cut him some slack. Maybe.
- Crixus is totally posing on that couch behind Spartacus! It’s so overtly sexual, holy crap! Haha!
- NAGRON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man, this scene!!!!!!!! AGRON IS SO AWKWARD! Dude cannot flirt at all! He’s so precious.
- AHHHHH DURO MENTION!!!!!!! I’m not ready for that! =[
- Nasir actually looks a little regretful after insulting Agron, MY SHIPPER HEART!
- Mira saving the day!
- “Freedom is not without cost.”
- The ritual is actually pretty cool…but did the goat have to die?!
- Ilithyia isn’t stupid. I wouldn’t give someone so clearly unstable a sharp blade either.
- THE GOAT HAS GOLDEN HORNS!??! Are you kidding me!
- "Your will, my hands” hey it’s back!
- Titus and baby Oenomaus are really sweet.
- Smirking Nasir is beautiful.
- Why was Agron the last to jump out and fight?
- Agron yelling for Spartacus gives me shivers.
- Nasir’s first kill!!! Woo!
- “My brother called me Nasir.” MY SHIPPER HEART IS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- FU-CKI-NG ASHUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Argh! I was so pissed when he came back!
