#spawnofsatan

[syrup-purist]

Things my Nephew has done that are “spawn-of-satan-y”

~Charmed a snake and picked it up in preschool. Scared the shit out of other kids.

~”Aren’t those nice stained glass windows nephew?” “No. Too religious.”

~Screeching suspiciously

~Dislikes classical and Christmas music.

~Doesn’t like me dabbing and/or whipping.

~Likes pineapple on pizza even though neither of his parents do.

~Can manipulate the fuck out of someone for the sake of candy

[ruthdemoofins]

Don't grab her 😾 #cutebutdeadly #spawnofsatan but also my #sugarplumbaby

[ataleof3cats]

spawn of satan

Now you may be thinking aww a cute cat or eww spawn of satan,you would be correct in both.this little fluffers name is mcnugget and inour second week of having her (shes my sisters cat,we share a room.)any time i came into the room she had this freaking deep voice and i dont mean like a little bit i mean like hoist the colors deep voice so this tiny kitten would do this anytime i walked in the room but when my sister came in or any one else she would do the cute baby mews.well i would argue with this kitten and everyone in my house thought i was lying for about two weeks until one day i walk in,my sisters in the adjacent room just outside the door,kitten doesnt notice her and does the low deep meow and my siter looks around the corner in suprise and mcnugget instantly does the baby mew well i look at nugget and i said she knows this kitten dead@ss looks me in the eyes and does that meow, i hate her,and yet i dont. thanks for reading my rant goodbye

[thatdumbfatbitch]

Have this 3 yr old memory from when some dude tried hitting on me while I was working😂 #demon #spawnofsatan #hailsatan #leavemealone #dollartree #memories #letwomenworkinpeace https://www.instagram.com/p/CdbF5xpOXhR/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[aschambersauthor]

Truth! #printer #spawnofsatan (at Lancaster, Lancashire) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSry6sQJ35D/?utm_medium=tumblr

[perfectlyimperfectministry]

Wow...have kids they said!!! It will be fun they said!!! LIARS...they grow up to be teenagers who need more attention than toddlers. For the record...neither one of us are MAKING him run because he's not playing football!!! He CHOSE not to play football this year & run cross country! Cross country season starts this fall & since the football team is running & conditioning for a fall sport, would it not just be COMMON SENSE (which is clearly a super power these days) that you would condition your body to run cross country?!? So he was told by ME (the horrible woman who lives with him) that IF he didn't run at the very least we would NOT be paying for him to do cross country! Before any soft hearted everybody gets a participation trophy softees come at me. I am NOT a perfect mom & I DO LOVE football!! I mean it's the best season of the year!!! We do NOT live vicariously through any of our kids BUT we are trying to instill some discipline & values in our kids!! Don't worry you libtards will thank me in about 10 years when you guys have refunded all the police & let those all hooked on stupid continue to run this country!! To whom ever the Cross Country coach is at WPHS... you're welcome!! Hit me up & we will get the whole team up early to run BEFORE it gets HOT!!!! #Jesustakethewheel #teenagers #spawnofSatan #sorrynotsorry #NOTFUNNY (at Battleground, Alabama) https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ9jsTqj8LT/?utm_medium=tumblr

[jeffbecerra]

Old picture of me and my kids. I love how Jeff Jr has been throwing up the horns since before he could talk. #jeffbecerra #family #jeffbecerrajr #possessed #spawnofsatan https://www.instagram.com/p/CMVccSQpbSY/?igshid=ityanqiem4wb

[dogkisser]

Does anyone have any tips for filling these demon spawn things otherwise known as soft silicone ice cube trays for water bottles - if you fill them at the sink they completely spill on the way to the freezer - if you fill them from inside the freezer they spill completely inside the freezer - there must be some hack that allows you to fill them that my senior citizen brain hasn’t figured out so I am humbly putting it out to the Internet for answers 🙏😊 #siliconeicetray #siliconeicecubetray #frustrated #spawnofsatan #kitchenhacks #pleasehelpme #dogkisserinternationalheadquarters (at Dogkisser International Headquarters) https://www.instagram.com/p/CEFIzxNJbDM/?igshid=wyj5mwv67vg7