Discover Top Posts Tagged with #spawns of satan

I've killed like five mosquitoes in the last five minutes

What the fuck is happening in my room, a goddamn mosquito rave? This is bullshit.

#god i fucking fucking fucking hate them #spawns of satan #envoys of lucifer #annoying lil parasitic shits #i may just burn my house down with me in it

a roach was just crawling on me for 3 whole minutes and i didn’t notice until it felt something crawling down my back 😁 that is my 13th, 14th and 15th reason.

I hate creepy crawly shit oh my gawdddd

#replies <3 #i will start shaking and crying😭 bugs so damn nasty #and rodents and shit like rats/hamsters? i hate those lil bastards #spawns of satan

Killed a spider in my shower today and so it begins

#spawns of satan #go back to hell where you belong #story of my life #attacking when I am always the most vulnerable #fuck spiders

Me: *trying to write some smut*

Spider: you thought, bitch *crawling across the wall directly in front of my face*

#after that the mood was over #writing #spiders #spawns of satan

Imagine

Having to explain the WTF just happened to someone who doesn't watch wrestling

#smackdown #spawns of Satan #haha wtf

When you turn and there's a spider just chilling there

#spawns of satan #I can deal with the unbearable heat but spiders is where Australia just...stop #spiders #mine #14/12/16

ThERE WAS THIS BIG ASS SPIDER THAT CRAWLED ACROSS MY COMPUTER SCREEN AND I WAS LIKE NUH UH IM NOT DEALING WITH THIS TONIGHT BYE IM SLEEPING ON THE COUCH. NONONONONO.

#what goes on in my house at midnight #save me please #spiders are disgusting #spawns of satan #eww #spiders suck

#no babies #spawns of satan

#spawns of satan

Trending Tags

Recently Viewed Tags

#spawns of satan