Psychologically Disturbed

[skunkes]

On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^... literally...

[owlservice]

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

[everythingfox]

Not a single care

[important-animal-images]

[8-bitfiction]

[missmisnomer]

This post legitimately knocked me out of a doomscroll. Had to put down my phone and everything and stare at a wall.

I really do regret my inaction the most. Every time. All of my future problems are always caused by things I failed to do in the present. And every time, I get so mad at past Me for not even trying because I’m so afraid to fail.

Like. Damn. Didn’t expect pixel art of some planets to hit me so hard.

[the-haiku-bot]

Like. Damn. Didn’t expect

pixel art of some planets

to hit me so hard.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cute-catts]

[thememedaddy]

[theconcealedweapon]

You hate that your favorite bands are exercising their free speech.

[irbpmk8dx]

[realmadridfamily]

Always and forever in our hearts 🤍

[cute-catts]

me at 6:99 am when work starts at 7 🐱

[nevercure]

[feluka]

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[kppigpen]

I hope this is a universal cat owner experience. Every single night he begs me to turn the sun back on so he can watch birds on the balcony. I tell him no, I cannot do that.

But I can turn lights on and off in the house and he's fairly certain I'm just not applying myself properly here.

[dr-paine]

You know damn well that can't just stay in the tags

[pansyfemme]

im into some fucked up shit. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens. brown paper packages tied of with strings. i could go on but you couldnt even handle it

[cute-catts]

[alyzu]

The perfect video doesn't exi-

[depsidase]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[caats]

That’s literally jiji