#spd!shadow

[37-shadows-in-a-trenchcoat]

...So is my tumblr glitched or is there a new person. [-OG!Shadow]

Erm. what the goob. nope, i see it too. [-DT!Shadow]

Are they. stealing my. way of typing. [-SPD!Shadow]

...kinda??? It definitely doesn't talk much, which is kinda similar to what you do. [OG!Shadow]

Wheres natdow when you need her man. [DT!Shadow]

HI I HEARD MY NAME !!!! [-NG!Shadow]

. freak. [-SPD!Shadow]

you literally cannot speak girlie. [-NG!Shadow]

ANYWAYS Natdow who the fuck is this new person??? [-DT!Shadow]

Oh!!! Thats E!Shadow! It's kinda been a silent part of the Bastard Gang for awhile now. I guess it decided to pull up. [-NG!Shadow]

why haven't they said anything??? [-OG!Shadow]

They don't really like speaking. honestly, im surprised they added an intro at all. good for her! [-NG!Shadow]

Will not speak much. [-E!Shadow]

Hi!!!!! [-NG!Shadow]

oh hello [-OG!Shadow]

hey man! [-DT!Shadow]

I dont like you. [-SPD!Shadow]

Don't like either. also hi. [-E!Shadow]

[37-shadows-in-a-trenchcoat]

Hey TO!Shadow, don't forget to add a thing to the pinned post. [-DT!Shadow]

Oh, my apologies, I will get on that. Would you also like me to advertise to any other Shadows I come across? [-TO!Shadow]

Oh that'd be hype as hell! [-OG!Shadow]

Who. The fuck.? [-SPD!Shadow]

YOOOOOO SPD!!!! [-DT!Shadow]

I am Tavern Owner!Shadow, I was made aware of your group by Prime. [-TO!Shadow]

Huh. Sick. [-SPD!Shadow]

[37-shadows-in-a-trenchcoat]

Alright, sound off. How's everyone Melody's doing? Mine is doing well personally. [-OG!Shadow]

I have no idea! I haven't been to my home universe in years! She could be dead for all I know!!! [-DT!Shadow]

I don't have a Melody! Thanks for asking though! [-NG!Shadow]

Mine is...uhm. passed. Unfortunately, she...doesn't really have immortality like me. So... [-SG!Shadow]

Oh...I'm so sorry for your loss. [-OG!Shadow]

Its....fine. [-SG!Shadow]

I. Also don't. Have. Whatever a. Melody. Is. [-SPD!Shadow]

Shes doing well! She's a bit mad that i refuse to pass the throne down to her, despite her being far too young for the throne, but shes well! [-Q!Shadow]

Somehow I was expecting you not to have a Melody. [-OG!Shadow]

[37-shadows-in-a-trenchcoat]

Okay hear me out, what if we all lived together sitcom style. Who would be what. I claim being the rich aunt that doesn't realize theyre rich and is baffled by you poor tax evading bastards. [-SG!Shadow]

Obviously I'm the mom. Or dad. Either one works. Yall came from me, so it checks out that i would be a parent of some kind. [-OG!Shadow

Uhhhhh wihdjwbe probably like. The adult child that keeps moving in and out. To represent me getting yanked into other universes. Or whatever. [-DT!Shadow]

You guys DO realize that this is basically the House again, right? Oh my me, the House would be a chaotic as fuck sitcom. Thanks for the idea !!!! Oh, btw, I'm the random stalker that will not leave you guys alone and somehow keeps evading the police!!! [-NG!Shadow]

....what kind of sitcoms are you WATCHING, NatGeo Shadow?? Nevertheless, I believe I would be the rich grandmother. [-Q!Shadow]

Ew no you're not my mom, fuck off. Also why do we have so many rich people. [-OG!Shadow]

I am not ACTUALLY your grandmother. I thought this was purely hypothetical? [-Q!Shadow]

I. Believe I would. Be. The weird ass. Dog. That looks. Haunted. By every single. Demon. In existence. [-SPD!Shadow]

HOLY SHIT SPD!SHADOW ANSWERED LETS GOOOOOOOOOO [-OG!Shadow]

What kinda fucked up sitcom family- we have a mom, a rich aunt, an adult child whos moving in and out constantly, a rich grandmother, a stalker, and a fucked up dog. [-SG!Shadow]

Nono, this does check out. [-OG!Shadow]