#spectro-phobia

[formerly-ironbaelish-blog]

On a scale from anal sex between two men who identify themselves as homosexuals to Guy Ritchie's Sherlock Holmes, exactly how gay is the average episode of Supernatural?

[formerly-ironbaelish-blog]

Things which happen in conversations with Kim.

me: I want sharks and geese flying periodically out of Andrew Scott's mouth now GO

-five minutes later-

Kim: SUCK MY DICK. IF CERSEI CAN DEEP THROAT IT THEN YOU CAN TOO

-five minutes later-

Kim: 'Someone I loved once gave me a box full of darkness; it took me years to understand that this too was a gift.'

me: oooohhhhh

[formerly-ironbaelish-blog]

Oh baby, we all know I'm "The Lovestruck" follower. C:

[formerly-ironbaelish-blog]

me: And then I will tie you to the couch and shove Sherlock down your throat.

Kim: Kinky.

me: . . . I feel the need to say "Sherlock only belongs down John's throat" even though I don't ship them . . .

[littletentaclemonster]

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[littletentaclemonster]

♥ This is me, passing back the love to you. C: Otherwise it would be a huge circle... LOL

Circles are fun, though. - the bigger they are, the more fun they are...or something. :P

[formerly-ironbaelish-blog]

Kim told me she had my birthday written down before Facebook told her when it was, and I said, "I'm so awesome."

I meant to say "you're," but I feel like the slip was pertinent to my worldview.

[formerly-ironbaelish-blog]

GET THE MOTHER FUCKING SALT.

WHY ARE WE MAKING MARGARITAS