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Desus/TWD Sideblog: saintdixie | 35 | they/he | aromantic asexual | Just a little batshit and multi-fandom trash.

[stackslip]

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback

[anxietyproblem]

[mistthealchemist]

may i offer another SamBucky meme for the masses

[alrobertsphotography]

The Plym North Wood Dartmoor

[anxietyproblem]

[r04ches]

give up, quit everything, delete all social media, disappear from society, become presumed dead

[thehopefulquotes]

“The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.”

— Robert Tew

[dailycatsblog]

[rosieandthemoon]

via

[stjohnstarling]

*my decaying and putrid hand bursts out of the grave to hold hands with you* Tee hee

[positivelyqueer]

You've gotta have good biodiversity in your reasons for not killing yourself. Rotate them out like crops when the yield gets low and the soil poor. We're mixing our metaphors. Whatever helps it stick.

You like warm blankets. You like the sound of birdsong. You have a pet that needs taking care of. You have someone to outlive. You have a loved one. You think death would be boring. It's coming for you anyway. Death is patient. When was the last time you had cake? Your favourite musician is going on tour. Or maybe just a halfway decent band at your local bar. You've never seen an elephant. Isn't it amazing that the sky is blue? Aging is a gift not afforded to most. Don't let the bastard grind you down. You can't mend any suffering in the world with your death. You want to see if you can grow herbs on your windowsill. Killing yourself seems like so much effort. What does tiramisu taste like? You're trying to be curious. You're angry and spiteful. What you want more than to die is to rest. This sandwich is so good you don't want to die. Not so long as there are plums to eat and somebody, anybody who gives enough of a damn to haul them to you. A stranger on the internet is holding their hand out and asking.

[draconym]

You haven't finished that book. It's almost strawberry season. There's a chrysalis on the porch that should open soon. There are pastries you've never tried. It's going to be sunny tomorrow. You're going to look very distinguished with gray hair. You have to outlive him. There aren't any easy ways to die. Your package is supposed to arrive on Friday. There are people who will love you that you haven't met yet.

[ruinedchildhood]

[catchymemes]

the cats be like

[velvetcloak]

[plumebeat]

💕were you good💕

[lezuzu]

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

[mulders-too-large-shirt]

occasionally, you will discover an artist who drew roughly 300 beautiful pictures of your favorite characters over the course of a month and then never touched them again. you must accept this as a gift.

[thatmexisaurusrex]

Just Sam and Bucky, hitting the snooze for ten more minutes, they swear they’ll wake up next alarm.