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Pertti "Spede" Pasanen
Vesa-Matti "Vesku" Loiri

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Kumman kaa oisit?
Pertti "Spede" Pasanen
Vesa-Matti "Vesku" Loiri
Uuno Turhapuro menettää muistinsa (1982) dir. Ere Kokkonen
Speden Saluuna, Kouvola
Mites ois sellane virvoitusjuomamaminos mis näytetää ku enkelit vaeltaa pitkin maita ja mantuja ja taustal soi “enkelparven tie kohta luokse vie raikkautta suurinta katsomaan“ ja sit lopuks ne saapuu jääkaapin luo ja jokane ottaa sielt limutölkin, joka aukee sihahtaen ja sit ne juo niist tölkeist sillee
A classic from 2011 - from the infamous rivalry between Krautchan and Ylilauta - about the typical kc user and his assburger for serious discussion.
Assburger
He's got an IQ of 162 according to an online test
But he doesn't get lucky
He's pretty assburger
Only communicates with literary language Doesn't look you in the eyes
When his doctor gives him the diagnosis He just laughs it off in a very natural manner
He doesn't get invited to parties But he wouldn't even go to them because he's Assburger
He doesn't notice sarcasm at all When he's made fun of
He seduces all the girls With his vast knowledge of computers
He deserves heroic songs made out of him 'cause he remembers the time-tables of trains
Assburger
When you tell him the best of jokes At the wrong time he will laugh
He just laughs
He laughs at your face
Just laughs
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