#speech to text fail

[mallpretzles]

Thought I’d try to be more productive with my writing by using speech to text. So much for that. 😑

[hookaroo]

SPEECH-TO-TEXT FAILS: PART 2!

Lately, my preferred method of writing is to dictate into my phone’s Memo app while dog walking. Below are some of the resulting speech-to-text errors from “Vocivore, Ltd.” I apparently fail at enunciation!

(Part 1, for those who missed it)

Killian: Killeen, Gillian, Canadian, Ancient Alien(!), Julian

Emma: Noosa, Amazon, unlock

Vocivore: Voice of War, Civil War, Host of Lures, Wilsonville or, post-Civil war, Voiceover, House of or

Rumplestiltskin: Maple Stiltskin XD

“This had the unfortunate effect of jolting the wound in his shoulder” = “This unfortunate effect jolting dog food in his shoulder”

Who was = Hulu Plus

The Wish Realm captain = the mushroom captain

Filling = ceiling fan

Pain in shoulder, chest, and… = pain in Soulja boy chest and golf

The grinning toddler = the granny toddler

Jones assured her quickly = chunks of short hair quickly

Ahoy, mate = Holy meat

To exit with them both = to except with some golf (Guess my phone really likes golf! haha)

Instead of cold nudity = instead of cold ninja tea

He played along for her sake = He Play-Doh long for parasitic

She spotted the physician’s = she Sparta Pizza Physicians

That meant more pain = that meant warpaint

His Swan’s face = his cement face

The physician remarked = the physician flea market

A throbbing ache = a starving egg

[whatyoustand4]

well, it is pride month after all...

[noncanonlove]

I love when you’re using speech to text and it doesn’t recognize a word, so it gives you something hilarious instead. I said Voldemort and it gave me Mold Amort. I couldn’t help but cackle.