Feb 13, 2019
@speedgxnner
spy wishes he’d thought to charge triple when pauling had offered him this contract ----- scout has absolutely no sense of subtlety and making spy babysit him for longer than he has to is a recipe for disaster. it’s like the man can never stand still or stop talking for a single moment, or like he was born to be the human personification of a headache.
he tries his best to block out whatever it is he’s yammering on about now when he blinks for a second, narrowing his eyes at him. ❝ scout. scout. shut up and get that chunk of food out of your teeth, you absolute disgrace. enculer. ❞