dead ringer !

six  unstabbed  backs  :  smooth,  healthy,  and  untouched  by  knife  wounds  ?  i  do  love  a  blank  canvas  ! 

[hexaeus]

                                                 DOWN WITH ALL THAT’S GOOD AND CLEAN !                          YOU CAN’T FUCKING ANNIHILATE ME ! ! ! !

[mercspy]

my dash is so deaaaaaaaaaaad make tf2 blogs or else

[mercspy]

scout.

       Being stuck with Spy is never something Scout looks forward to; the man is a walking annoyance. And the only way to beat an annoyance is to join them in their own game which  — for Scout — is to continuously talk until he manages to get Spy to leave.

       However, Scout isn’t the best at plans. Instead of leaving, Spy decided to open hisgoddamn, toad mouth. Scout stops mid-rant and glares at the man before speaking again, “Go to hell, Spy. There’s nothin’ stopping you from leavin’.”

       And despite not believing him, Scout still rubbed his teeth with a finger, mumbling ; “There ain’t nothin’ stuck in m’ teeth either, asshole…”

❝  there’s  everything  stopping  me  from  leaving,  you’ll  find.  i  enjoy  getting  paid  and  we  are  supposedly  supposed  to  work  together.  ❞  spy  makes  a  face  of  utter  disgust.  ❝  now  will  you  take  this  seriously,  please  ?  look  out  there.  what  do  you  see  ?  ❞

of  course,  spy  very  much  doubts  that  scout  is  going  to  look.  so  he  grabs  him  by  the  shoulder,  and  he  makes  him  look.  ❝  what  do  you  see  ?  ❞

[zmogedraa-blog]

I   HAVE   WINDOWS.   orion   is   above   the   horizon   again   and   near   it   jupiter,   brighter   than   it   will   ever   be   again   before   the   year   2000.   (   i   have   no   intention   of   telling   you   the   time   and   how   high   it   is.   )   but   i   expect   you   can   see   it   too.   some   of   our   stars   are   the   same.    hannibal   lecter   of   thomas   harris’  novels.   by   nancy.

[mercspy]

are there any canon tf2 blogs. sound off

[baking-accident]

when it’s time for your favorite character to show up

[jamsmemes]

(     *     VALENTINE’S DAY PROMPTS   !    

send a symbol from your muse to mine.   add  ↪  for a reverse from my muse to yours !

🍳   :   cook breakfast in bed for my muse.

💝   :   give a box of chocolates to my muse.

🍿    :   watch a rom-com with my muse.

💐   :   give flowers to my muse.

👙    :   buy lingerie for my muse.

💌   :   leave my muse a card from a secret admirer.

🍽️   :   take my muse out for dinner for two.

❤️   :   give a gift to my muse.   (   specify.   )

🐶   :   surprise my muse with a puppy.

🐱   :   surprise my muse with a kitten.

💔   :   break up with my muse.

🏩   :   book a valentine’s trip away with my muse.

💍    :   propose to my muse.

🔥    :   flirt with my muse.

😳   :   confess your muse’s love to my muse.

😘   :   kiss my muse.

🐻   :   give my muse a valentine’s teddy bear.

💃    :   dance with my muse.

🚫   :   spend valentine’s day with my muse platonically   :   no partners allowed !

[mercspy]

@telepathicdread

of  course  there’s  some  distrust  towards  the  new  medic,  that’s  to  be  expected.  not  that  spy  can  judge  people  on  age  but  isn’t  this  man  a  little  young  to  be  in  the  clutches  of  the  administrator  ?  he  wants  to  know  what  his  bosses  see  in  him.  and  this  is  the  perfect  opportunity  to  figure  him  out. 

❝  excuse  me,  doctor  -----  pyro  burned  my  hand.  it  is  melting.  may  i  have  some  assistance  ?  ❞

[deathgodly]

hi there ! my name is nancy and right now i am taking emergency graphics commissions to pay for food and bus tickets as i’m dangerously close to broke. prices just now are as follows :

£5 for a set of 50 icons ( examples : x x x x x )

£7 for promos ( examples : x x x x x x )

£10 for theme backgrounds ( examples : x x x x x x )

i accept paypal only. if you can’t commission me, i would appreciate it if you could reblog this post to support me. thank you very much for reading ! just dm me if you’re interested. 

[mercspy]

@speedgxnner

spy  wishes  he’d  thought  to  charge  triple  when  pauling  had  offered  him  this  contract  -----  scout  has  absolutely  no  sense  of  subtlety  and  making  spy  babysit  him  for  longer  than  he  has  to  is  a  recipe  for  disaster.  it’s  like  the  man  can  never  stand  still  or  stop  talking  for  a  single  moment,  or  like  he  was  born  to  be  the  human  personification  of  a  headache. 

he  tries  his  best  to  block  out  whatever  it  is  he’s  yammering  on  about  now  when  he  blinks  for  a  second,  narrowing  his  eyes  at  him.  ❝  scout.  scout.  shut  up  and  get  that  chunk  of  food  out  of  your  teeth,  you  absolute  disgrace.  enculer.  ❞

[frilish]

[its-just-hamm]

Sniper: Why are you wearing a tux?

Spy: It’s after six o’clock, bushman. What am I, a farmer?

[mercspy]

if  literally  anyone  wants  to  make  a  tf2  merc  and  match  urls  with  me  i  would  die  for  u

[speedgxnner-blog]

Indie RP Blog for Scout from TF2!

Non-Selective

Multi-Verse

OC and Fandom friendly!

Please like if you would RP with a Scout blog!

[mercspy]

starter  call.

[pcnderings]

Valentine’s Day Application

   It’s that time of year again. Love is in the air. For our muses to participate in the festivities, have your muse fill out the form below and send it to mine via inbox or submit. Hearts may be broken, satisfaction may be found, or some other unexpected result may arise. Either way, you’re guaranteed a reaction from my muse!

Name: Nature of Feelings ( Platonic, Romantic, Unspecified, etc. ):  Sexual & Romantic Orientation: Personality: Hobbies / Interests: Likes: Dislikes: Goals / Ambitions: Preferred Foods: Preferred Beverages:  How Will We Spend Time Together / Your Ideal Date: Do You Like Dessert: Your Thoughts On Love: How Many Relationships Have You Been In: Will You Steal My Food: Gold, Silver, or Bronze: Cake Or Pie: Flowers, Chocolates, or Stuffed Animals: Can You Cook:

[mercspy]

the  outsider.

even as outsider’s distant demeanor remains with him,  he struggled to take his gaze away from the flower    —-   eyes lingering on it for too long,  before he carefully put it aside to focus on the actual conversation.  that would stick out for a long time,  he was certain of it.  arms crossed atop his chest,  the gesture bringing him a lot of comfort;  a promise of safety to himself;   a source of certainty among ambivalence.  the complete apathy coming from the other was not a surprise    —–   outsider never held expectations of those who came to his shrines, neither for those who never set foot near one.   there was no inherent desire to be revered,  admired,  or feared.  only to be treated with respect.

a fairly human trait.

❝  —-  you never gave your influence thought?  never reflected on how a single victim might cause a grand collapse?  how these people felt the moment before they passed?   …  curious.  ❞   did spy honestly wield thisconfidence, was he completely void of self doubt?  whether or not he trusted those words was ambiguous;   and truth be told,  outsider never fully believed the words of those he spoke to.

spy  stubs  the  cigarette  out  and  flicks  it  out  onto  the  streets  below,  eyes  trailing  back  to  the  outsider.  he  shifts  in  his  seat,  making  himself  more  comfortable.  there’s  not  much  to  be  wrought  from  the  abandoned  furnishings  in  this  dilapidated  apartment  but  he’ll  take  whatever  he  can  get.  he  thinks  about  the  god’s  words.  no,  he  doesn’t  really  think  too  much  about  how  his  contracts  might  affect  the  world.  but  he  isn’t  without  self  -  doubt,  not  wholly.  but  he  tries. 

❝  they  didn’t  scream.  so  i  did  something  right.  ❞  how  arrogant.