#speedyistheotherguy

[dementedspeedster]

Obey me Give Bart a hug

Accepting || Put 'Obey Me' in my ask, followed by a command and my character will have to do it!

@speedyistheotherguy

“One spine breaking hug on the way.”

[dementedspeedster]

@speedyistheotherguy replied to your post

It's official: Thad has been confirmed to be powered entirely by pettiness. His pettiness is enough to fuel his entire rude body as well as a small city. So damn petty. How is this level of pettiness possible? Scientists have yet to find out.

[dementedspeedster]

Would kill for a cinnamon roll or for money

Accepting || Put which one from the Cinnamon Roll meme my muse is:

@speedyistheotherguy

“I’d kill you for free.”

[dementedspeedster]

Would you rather hug Bart or Wally?

Accepting || Ask my muse the most insane “Would you rather?” questions you can come up with. Get creative.

@speedyistheotherguy

“Bart. Only if I get to break his spine with said ‘hug’.”

[dementedspeedster]

Pres Thawne or Bart

Accepting || Send me two names and my muse will tell you who they’d save if they could only save one.

@ravagedglass@speedyistheotherguy

“...I hate them both. They both ruined my life. I wouldn’t save Thawne or Bart. They can both die and finally leave me alone.”

[dementedspeedster]

could you be any more petty?

“I can say with certainty, yes. And that I have been.”

[tinytricksterprince]

speedyistheotherguy replied to your post: //fuck my life. Why is adulting hard. I don’t know...

First, have a drink and a nap. Second, go to your bank. They have financial advisors who can help you out with all of this and give you sound advice based on what you’re able to afford.

Second count towards ‘go the fuck to sleep, Moonie’ XD...<=) but yeah; nap sounds like a good idea right about now-

and thank you - I check into that <=)

[dementedspeedster]

speedyistheotherguy replied to your post: &

*gross simpering noises of overwhelmed affection*

:D love you too man