buffalo sauce coffee grounds cactus flower
First of all - brah, wtf.
Curse to Cause Inflamed Relationships
* curse responsibly *
Intent: cause discourse in the personal relationships of another (arguments, breakdowns in communication, etc.)
Combine coffee grounds (preferably already brewed) with enough buffalo sauce to create a semi-thick paste. Should be liquid enough to smear, but solid enough to generally keep its shape. Select target.
Using your right-hand thumb, spread paste across your left palm (upper division to cause problems in romantic relationships, center to create problems that the target itself will produce [in other words, your target to make some sort of error that results in strife rather than it being the product of a third party], and lower division to create problems in target’s essential relationships [business ventures, best friends, long-term partners, etc.]. Crush cactus flower in your left hand while chanting the name of your target.
If possible, bury the flower in proximately to their home. If not possible, destroy flower (ex: bury in graveyard dirt, burn, etc.). Or save the flower for the possibility of reversing the curse (see notes)
Notes: to reverse the curse, bury the crushed flower in soil of a new plant (can be any plant, though I recommend parsley or rosemary)
Three-ingredient spell game! Open until end of October.
