//Jafar and Narissa for the ship meme *winks at u*
Warning: If you don’t want your childhood ruined, don’t read this one. XD
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs | They’re evil and I love them.
How long will they last? - That depends on if they manage to achieve their goals.
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - I’m not quite sure if we want to call this ‘love,’ but they figured out that they were compatible prety quickly. XD
How was their first kiss? - Rough and passionate.
Wedding:
Who proposed? - If they ever got married, I could see either of them propose. But actually, I think Narissa.
Who is the best man/men? - Facilier.
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Maleficent.
Who did the most planning? - Probably Narissa. XD
Who stressed the most? - HMM. Jafar.
How fancy was the ceremony? - Well, Narissa is used to a certain STANDARD, soBack of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Giselle, Edward, Jasmine, the streetrat, the Sultan, any heroic-leaning people.
Sex:
Who is on top? - I think they probably argue about this, BUT mostly Narissa.
Who is the one to instigate things? - Narissa.
How healthy is their sex life? - Bwahahaha, oh my. XDBarely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - I think they’d probably try a fair amount. Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Oh, a good, long time.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Possibly.
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 0.
How many children will they adopt? - 0.
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Jafar.
Who is the stricter parent? - Jafar.
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - PFFFFFT.
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Neither.
Who is the more loved parent? - N/A.
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - N/A.
Who cried the most at graduation? - N/A.
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - PFFFFFFT.
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - They have magic.
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Jafar.
Who does the grocery shopping? - MAGIC.
How often do they bake desserts? - Fairly frequently. Except again, magic.
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat.
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - PFFFT.
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Magic.
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - Jafar
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Magic.
Who is really against chores? - Both.
Who cleans up after the pets? - Neither, they don’t have one, probably.
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Jafar.
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Jafar.
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Jafar.
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Jafar.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - N/A.
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They don’t bother that much.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To make their enemies pay, together.
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Narissa.
Who plays the most pranks? - They both do, on Edward and Aladdin.
