#spencerneverdies

[thebrazenandbold]

@spencerneverdies replied to your post: // “Rome fell because there were homosexuals” oooh...

what fresh tomfoolery is this

// Watching atheist debunk videos is always a hoot because of the nutsos they’re debunking.

[kingsmanne]

spencerneverdies replied to your post: When Christmas Eve coincides with Sinday you gotta...

James showed up with a matching one in red, with the opposite boob– I mean, reindeer – and the rest of the agents refused to make eye contact with them for the rest of the week.

making this a separate post because that’s what you call RIDE OR DIE

[drtoaster]

“I hope this is an acceptable amount of peanut butter for a cake.”

“...How the fuck did you find a cake that might actually make me go into cardiac arrest? I’m not complaining and I’m definitely grateful because holy fuckballs. Cheers though dude fucking hell. Is this because I let you hold my gun?”

[agentharrisonofshield-a]

spencerneverdies replied to your post “qdir replied to your post “qdir replied to your post “thoughts on...” @qdir

I am also confused, help us old people pls

// BANANA LOOK OTHER OLD PEOPLE ARE CONFUSED TOO PLS TO BE EXPLAINING NOW

[suitedbrute-blog]

"There can never be too many Jameses in my opinion."

@spencerneverdies

    "No, indeed, one just simply is not enough."    Observing the other man with the faintest quirk of a pale brow, Bond rose from the spot he was languidly stretched out over and bobbed his head in a mild greeting. "Unless of course, this is highlander. In which case, one of us has to die."

[kingsmanne]

@spencerneverdies  ❤︎ for a starter!

“Anyway, long story short, I'm quite sure I broke his nose.” There was a coffee-to-go in her left hand, the right hidden in the pocket her pants, and nothing could hide the tiredness of a Monday morning. It even seemed normal. A short sideglance towards him, before she continued to stare at the wallpaper, seemingly concentrating to keep her eyes open. “How was your weekend?”

[drtoaster]

@spencerneverdies replied to your post “"589? My word, you're a spry one. Don't look a day over 300, for the...”

"I have at least four cheeks that I'm aware of, so you're not wrong about that. I wonder if dying makes one stop aging as well. Wouldn't that be something."

“Yeah and two of those cheeks have apparently have formed a smart-arse. In theory though I think it might. Well if you get to eighty and you aren’t obsessed with bingo and Werther’s Originals...”

“...Though to be fair, Werther’s originals are pretty nice.”

[thebrazenandbold]

@spencerneverdies replied to your post: why is nicole such a mary sue?

I will fite you, Anon. Nicole is literally one of my favorite OCs ever to cross my dash.

// Awww shucks, thank you!