#spice-bun

[dual-legacies]

Ult!Izuku and Ult!Hisashi, would you stab Endeavour for being a shit father or just a shit hero in general if you had the chance?

Ult!Hisashi: Who says I’m just going to stab him?

Ult!Izuku: Father no, please god.

[dual-legacies]

You know, I'd like to tell you guys a construction joke and a pizza joke, but I'm still working on it while the other one is just way too cheesy ;D

ITWD!Hisashi: I...I (dabs his eyes) That was so wonderful.

ITWD!Tenko & Izuku: (incoherent groaning on the other side)

[dual-legacies]

ITWD!Yoshi, can you tell us some embarrassing stories about your brother? I'm very intrigued

ITWD!Yoshi: We used to have video tapes of them.

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ITWD!Hisashi: Why do I really want to punch my brother’s grave right now...?

ITWD!Izuku: (trying so hard not to die on the couch laughing)

[dual-legacies]

Hey, Angelo, have you ever thought of dying Pryde's hair a certain colour? Maybe finally show him the difference of purple and violet?

Ult!Angelo: Oh heavens now do you know how hard it would be to actually do it? His mane is too thick. And I don’t think violet would actually suit him, perhaps red or black definitely~.

Ult!Pryde:.....(squints at him)