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Vanimórë: Do you trust me, Vanya?

Vanya: Yes. I do. You know I do.

Vanimórë: *Proceeds to crack her neck*

(In the afterlife)

Vanimórë: Can I have a hug?

Vanya: HELL NO!

Vanimórë: Why ever not?

Vanya: THAT’S THE REASON I’M HERE, VANNI!

Vanimórë: Oh... right.... Forgot about that.

Vanimórë: Stop this nonsense! Elgalad. Get rid of whatever’s causing your anxiety, and relax.. Let me handle-

Elgalad: *Slaps Vanimórë*

Vanimórë: OUCH DAMMIT! What was that for?!

Elgalad: Dang it didn’t work.

Vanimórë: What in the name of Melkor are you trying to do?

Elgalad: I’m trying to get rid of the cause of my anxiety.

Vanimórë: THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

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