The Shower Spider
I was in the shower and a spider was crawling on the outside of my shower curtain. So I squashed it with my hands through the curtain, but it didn't die. So I squashed it again, and it still didn't die. So I tried a third time, and then I lost it. Then I panicked because it wouldn't die and I didn't want it hiding on my clothes and towel, so I looked out from the curtains and it was clinging onto the bottom of the curtain. So then I ran out of the shower, grabbed a spray that is supposed to kill roaches and spiders and I sprayed the spider until it fell to the ground AND IT STILL WASN'T DEAD. So I put the cap back on the bottle and crushed the spider until it was in 5 different pieces. NOT IN MY HOUSE SPIDER! YOU CAN'T COME UP IN MY HOUSE AND NOT PAY RENT!
