Everything is real after midnight

I am no one but myself.

[heartlessqueen]

do you ever think that’s it this is my lowest point but then somehow you keep getting lower and lower

[whitepeopletwitter]

[za-187]

do u ever just forget to hide ur expressions for a minute and then you're just like woahhh i didn't mean to make that face out loud

[0nly-an-illusi0n]

[thebelchers]

Bob’s Burgers, Christmas in the Car (S04E08)

[midnightkatt]

Going to celebratory dinners with the in-laws is like that episode of friends, the one with five steaks and an eggplant, only after expressing the unfairness of ordering mini meals while others ordering lobster and having to pay a large bill, they still ask you to pay way more than what you ordered for, and if you further press the issue, it’s a huge fight for months. Definitely looking forwards to Thanksgiving. >_>

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[googleimagefinds]

images found while on google images © 

[the-memedaddy]

Meirl

[thenatsdorf]

Unexpected.

[cundtcake]

reporters have Had Enough 😂

[notkatniss]

FINALLY News 12 Long Island has their day

[elizastrange]

[friendraichu]

[tepidtopic]

His words may have been misconstrued but his power has not

[akaribaby]

[devilsh-deactivated20220121]

[tanrak]

[phantomrose96]

Tumblr really left “I can’t even” back in like, 2013. but if there’s gonna be one night that it’s valid to revive that phrase, it’s tonight.

2020 lacks the vocabulary. It’s a lexical gap in desperate need of filling. We’re bringing it back out of sheer desperation

[phantomrose96]

My brain’s been an overstuffed mailbox for 3 days and y’all are really trying to jam “Putin resigned because he sensed his Omega Trump was in distress and as a pair-bonded Alpha he had to go to him” against the slot now huh, huh?

[phantomrose96]

ALSO WHAT THE F̴̢̡̤̹͈͍̜̱͖̂̅̊̐͌́̔͂̈̂͋̊̆̓̚̚͜͝ͅŪ̷̧̢̠̩̺̝̟̜̱͇̹͓̬̝̪̤̇̒̿́͛̈́̔͌͊͛͆̕͝ͅC̷͔̟̰̃̂̈̆́̊̐̎̈́́̄̿̕K̴̢̨̼̩͇̺͚͓͙͍̹͇̱̺̼̒̓̈́͊̈́͝͝ ̴̡̻̞̬̰͕̭̦͚͓̓̀̂͐͗̓͋͐̕͠͝ DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH DESTIEL?

[phantomrose96]

Today does not get to keep upper-cutting me like this. I know who Dabi is but not the President. A whole entire Todoroki and a no entire President. Yes Todoroki No Voter-oki 

[phantomrose96]

My psychic integrity was already weakened by the inhuman toll of thinking about Georgia for 72 hours. That’s longer than any human should ever have to spend thinking about Georgia. You can’t then stick this garbage shoot of information into my brain and expect me to come out okay

[phantomrose96]

NO I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE TWITTER ARTIST WHO’S BEEN CALLED OUT FOR ROLE PLAYING AS TED BUNDY

[midnightkatt]

What the fuck is going on anymore? I’m so lost.

[bakwaaas]

is anyone else like....... exhausted? just way too tired? mentally and physically? and you look at other people your age who seem to be doing fine and you feel so dysfunctional and broken because normal adult tasks and responsibilities just feel way too overwhelming and you can’t cope and