Today, I'm thinking of Spider-Man being chronically single. The man cannot keep a lover to safe his -or her- life.
And at the same time being the most desired vigilante on NY. The others are down for him.
Like .....Bad. The simping is fucking hilarious, but mister spider "I'm totally straight, l just appreciate a handsome man when i see one" man just DOESN'T GET IT
Deadpool offering his heart or ass? Just being funny as always
Human Torch inviting him constantly to hang out? What a good friend
Daredevil paying for the food and insisting they eat together as much as they can? What a good person.
Heck....even THE wolverine has made a move there and poor bi-denial Spider-man just thinks that's how they are in the X-men, no problem.
Every FUCKING time he goes "man, I'm just so lonely, u know?" A bunch of frustrated groans can be heard throughout the city.
And yes, wade did try to offer himself with nothing but a ribbon on his crotch. Nope. Spidey did not get the memo, just passed it out as a really pervy joke 🤣🤣🤣🤣