#spiders rambles

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Sometimes Supernatural acts like some sort of monkey paw. Wanted Missouri Mosley back? She gets murdered. Wanted Sam with a manbun? We got whatever the hell huntercorp Sam was. Wanted Dean back in a leather jacket? Got that awful pleather thing he was wearing when they went to LA to hunt down Vince Vincente. Wanted destiel to confess their feelings? About that…

It really is like talking to a genie with you people

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Poor Sam and Jack, both forced to hallucinate Mark Pellegrino

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Is he eating two slices of plain white bread????

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I am very tired but I think Sastiel should be absolutely nothing happening between either of them for an utterly agonising amount of time as they both fistfight their weird religious hangups and repression until it comes to a head, and then they immediately, no-hesitation get to soul-fisting and sticking their tongues in each others’ wounds. Is this anything,

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Writing a weechester/teenchester fic from Sam’s POV and having to really dig deep in order to recreate the worldview of a slightly melodramatic 12 year old who has a simultaneous complete and total deficit of self-esteem, and an unshakeable belief that they’re better than everyone else, so basically the average 12 y/o experience

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favorite word?

Defenestration has absolutely got to be up there. Get out the window.

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every time Sam or Dean calls themselves legacies I take 20 psychic damage fyi

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You guys can call me Merlin now if you want, mostly because I’m trying to come up with a name for myself that fits and I’m enlisting my beloved mutuals as guinea pigs