#spidersonmywall

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Your ItaDei artwork gives me life.

oh man honestly comments like these give me life i love u thank s 

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spidersonmywall replied to your post: Why does everything that makes me happ...

This is so sad D:

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[nightandsnow]

Tagged by thatgingergirl16

RULES:

1. Post the rules

2. Answer the questions sent to you

3. Write 11 of your own

4. Tag 11 people

1. Describe your wedding to your favorite character. DETAILS.

Favorite character? Oh God.. ummm.. Well I think either Lupin or Sherlock would be my favorite character and honestly I've never thought about marrying either (Benedict Cumberbatch though, maybe...) 

2. The shortest, saddest sentence you can write.

(I'm not in the best thinking mood so take this crap) "I was so alone, and I owe you so much," said the piece of paper lying next to the body of former Dr. John H. Watson, the gun slowly falling out of his own hands. 

3. What introduced you to tumblr?

Well it's actually a rather embarrassing story, but there was this period of time that I was obsessed with Big Time Rush. Probably about four years ago, and I was snooping around on the internet and came across this Tumblr page. Then I started looking up Harry Potter pages and about a year later I got my own Tumblr. 

4. If you had to have sex with an inanimate object that is not a sex toy because Benedict Cumberbatch told you to or else something bad would happen, what would it be?

I think it quite depends on what the bad thing would be but oh... erm... I dunno...Breadstick? Oh God that's disgusting ew forget it

5. What is the most complex thing you’ve ever cooked/baked?

I don't cook. But I've baked America's Test Kitchen Brownies and that was absolutely delicious and I pride myself in it

6. Would you rather freeze to death, or die from heat stroke?

Pfff... Well I don't like the freezing cold as much as I can tolerate heat, so heat stroke.

7. What is the worst tattoo one could ever get?

Anything with you're/your misspelled. Or a rage comic meme face.

8. Write your name with your nondominant hand on your opposite arm and show it to us.

LEZ DO THIS 

9. Is there any other culture or time period you wish you were born in? Describe.

I wish I was born in England around the late 80s. I've no idea why don't ask me. 

10. What is your guilty pleasure otp and canon?

Guilt Pleasure OTP: I don't think I have a guilty pleasure OTP. Maybe Mystrade.

Canon OTP: 10/Rose and Jack/Everyone.

11. What do you wish you could’ve invented?

PAJAMA PANTS THAT DON'T MOVE WHEN YOU ARE SLEEPING. 

Right. Now my questions. 

1. Favorite Books?

2. What do the walls of your bedroom look like?

3. If you have $1,000 to spend, where would you go and what would you buy?

4. Favorite fanartists.

5. Have any bands changed your lief? If so, who and why?

6. Favorite Doctor Who alien. (or if you don't watch Doctor Who, favorite villain)

7. If I came barging into your home with food, DVDs, and tea, ready to have a sleepover and have movie marathons all night long, how would you react?

8. Hardest thing you have ever had to make. (School projects, food, etc.)

9. Can you play any instruments?

10. If you had to choose between travelling with the Doctor, solving crimes with Sherlock and John, or hunting demons with Sam and Dean, which would you choose?

11. And lastly, how has Tumblr changed your life? :)

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1893. NaruSasu. Sasuke is trying to subtly tell Naruto he likes him but Naruto isn't quite getting it so Sasuke gets frustrated and just kisses him.

Requested by spidersonmywall

"Dobe."

"Yeah?"

"I like you."

Naruto turned to Sasuke with a bright, sheepish grin and rubbed the back of his neck with his palm. "So do I, 'ttebayo! Glad we're friends!"

"No, dobe. I like you."

"Eh? Well... yeah, teme. I mean, sometimes I really wonder but you like me deep down, yeah?"

"...Dobe."

"Ha?"

The kiss that Sasuke pressed to Naruto's lips lasted a full three seconds before the blonde's limbs began flailing wildly and he fell backwards into the stream, leaving him drenched and Sasuke smirking.

"Dobe. I like you."

Send me a pairing and a theme and I’ll write something :)

[shizuos]

1664. itachi deidara. deidara likes to be bitten when they're making out but doesn't know how to tell Itachi.

Requested by spidersonmywall

“…Teeth, un.”

Itachi always knew Deidara to be somewhat enigmatic; thought blunt and straightforward, those were the qualities that caused him to be shrouded in mystery sometimes. He would be so direct that Itachi wouldn’t understand it, the blonde sometimes skipping context altogether.

“Excuse me?”

The blonde scowled. “Teeth, un.”

“…Do you need to go to a dentist?”

“Teeth, un! Use them!”

“To eat?”

“…Oh, for fuck’s sake…!”

Send me a pairing and a theme and I’ll write something :)