chelsea: AHHHHH!
me: fuckin' adorable right!? he became my new background in like no time.
chelsea: IM UR BACKGROUND AW
me: shush this is me
chelsea: no i am panda u are not
me: no no see you are mature!panda i am chibi!panda
chelsea: lmfao im panda no matter what
me: and it creates this weird panda!incest/sibling thing since you are a fellow panda but also my waifu as well as part spider so you are spider!panda
chelsea: my arachnidy vag aw yISS
me: see so we are both pandas but you are a special endangered mutated breed that lays your cute adorable babies in people's stomachs
chelsea: lmfao yes













