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I only have stupid shit
Nuzzles n smooches, nuzzles and smooches, these two are gay and im lov drawing them,,
"I...I don't understand what went wrong. He's...oh gods damn it, he isn't moving. Twilight...help him. Gods, please help him..." Hm, this blog has been a BIT too happy and fluffy. Let's fix that with some a n g s t =^}
I OFFCIALLY DREW SUM NUDITY. COVER UR EYES KIDS. just some domestic/life poses with the boiz. Especially happy with the ‘workout clothes. Don’t ask why they suddenly have a moped. Some things are better left unexplained. A bonus with Screwball, because even tho she’s barely canon, I still love her and I’m a sloot for parental Discord. Feed that bab, you beautiful, beautiful chaos god. uwu
Idea
College Professor!Discord relaxing underneath an oak tree at a park on his downtime. All of a sudden, a green haired tWINK just fucking. Falls out of the tree. and lands face first. on the grass, thankfully. And immediately starts cursing up a storm because 1. ow, his knee hurts and 2. He has grass n' dirt stains on his favorite shirt now. Discord koffs™ and the kid turns around.
Discord: 'Holy hecc, he's?? cute???'
And then the kid just sorta stammers a lot while looking super blushy and he finally says 'S-sorry, my names Spike and I'm a fuckin' disaster???' And Discord just immediately replies with 'big mood'.
And they both just start giggling and it's super gr8
Discord has OCD. This might sound odd considering he's the spirit of chaos, but really, he has it. Things don't have to be in order, per se, but they MUST be clean, and he MUST know EXACTLY where everything is. If his system is disrupted, he'll get SUPER irritated. Spike attempts to acknowledge this system, and by acknowledge, I mean disregard it entirely. He'll get better with it though. Eventually. Maybe. Don't hold your breath.
Theoretical Spikecord Conversation
"SPIKE! You're alive, thank god. Did you get my texts!?"
"Yeah, Discord. I got all 230 of your texts."
"...Well, I mean...you didn't text me back..."
Ya gurl hitting you with that C H E E S Y BU L L S H I T AND IS THAT A SMOOCH?!? (yis. Ya bitch does smooches)