Me at the House of Filet Mignon
Me: hi, can I have the filet mignon please
Waiter: (brings out a stinking, day-old herring)
Me: uh hey, this isn't what I came here for. may I please have what I ordered
Waiter: haha wow, you want more food?? that's adorable lmao you must be reeeaally hungry RIP



















