#40 If you could make your own Star Wars trilogy/series, what would it be about?
Episode A - Luke and Din raising Grogu, buying baby things in Space-Target, driving a Space-Subaru, having friends over for grillin' and chillin on hot summer Yavin IV nights, playing Force volleyball, Han teaching Grogu how to cheat at Sabacc. Chewie homebrewing spotchka.
Episode B - Boba comes to Yavin IV, bitches about the heat and the rash the humidity gives him. Luke offers to rub cream on the sore spots. Din gets jealous. The Dark Saber tells him to calm the fuck down and reminds him, this is prime opportunity for spit-roasting. Leia and Han visit at a very inopportune moment, Lando is with them. Lando wants to join in. Boba is intrigued.
Episode C - Someone realizes that the spotchka Chewie brewed had gone real bad and everyone hallucinated during the last episode and accidentally acted out some Holonet porn called "Hot Nights At the Jedi Temple". Everyone agrees to never talk about this again.
I am so not sorry about this...
