#spittooniplier

[caustic-synishade]

spit soaked romance

[pink-ink-goblin]

Markiplier Headcanon Quickies 2

Just something fun that can be blamed on @alcordraws because she just created an ego I didn’t know I wanted. (This world needs more joke egos.)

-His name? Mumflr ‘Iplier’ Fumperdink. (Your middle name in the game is subject to change, so why not change it in his creation?) 

-He is compiled of every disgusting trinket you can get in the game, including all the aftermath such as rainbow hands and a constant stream of filth running down his face from his spittoon hat (which covers his eyes. I love.) 

-Despite his appearance, his deadpan wit and awareness will stun way more than the stench will. (Or maybe it’s just the stench. The ego as whole is extremely overwhelming.)  

-Is extremely disappointed that there are no more spittoons in existence in our future. Wilford, not understanding why this is wretched, will bend some into existence in random places to keep him occupied. (They aren’t full of filth and spit, but they do have prizes at the bottom.)

-He s very wary of and prone to attacking cows. (Seriously don’t take him to the fair.)

-Clowns too, but honestly, who isn’t? 

-Absolutely banned from Dark’s office. Heck, the entire floor. Disgusting.  

-Google’s too. And Host’s library. 

-Is basically not allowed anywhere inside save the first floor and the audience area of Wilford’s studio. (Exceptions are made for Dr. Iplier’s clinic for injuries. Just because Wilford doesn’t fill the spittoons with nastiness, doesn’t mean they aren’t still awful.) 

-King of the Squirrels seems to be the only one who doesn’t find his very presence repulsive, and they can be found in the back together frequently.