'Kissing to shut them up' with literally any Killer variant lmao (or just normal Killer if you want)
I decided to use Splat :)
Having Splat as your datemate wasn't the… Easiest thing. He liked to hang out with you a lot and normally didn't care what he pulled you away from. With the powers he had, was a little hard to NOT go with him at times.
Course if you told him you didn't want to, he wouldn't force you but he'd stick around, and just float around you or sit on a counter and ramble about everything and anything.
For a long time he was alone, so having you was awesome! Plus all the others was… Fun. Play things he called others. He didn't know almost any of them, so why should he care about them other than they could help him not be bored?
It was another day, you woke up, just to come downstairs to see Splat sitting on your couch with his legs crossed. The rainbow coloring dripping from his sockets like always. He turned his head to look at you and grins, "Y/n!" He holds up his hand in a wave, "heyyy~ I came to see you," He says, in a happy tone.
"I can see that, you know how to use doors, right?" An endless battle you have to fight with him. He smiles at you, shrugging his shoulders. You sigh, shaking your head with a chuckle. This idiot… You walk over to the kitchen to make breakfast.
You hear his footsteps join you not too long later, and he wraps his arms around your waist, "I was thinking we could go play around in one of the AUs, long as we're careful not to see that glitchy freak it'll be fiiinnneeee. I was thinking Sugartale, that is the best place. You know, cause of all the candy. You know that place is pretty dark, the food is candy but so are the people so are they cannibals? Why do so many people say that Axe one is a cannibal? You eat your own kind to be a cannibal, not just humans… You think you can eat someone's soul?"
He allowed you to drag him around the kitchen, arms around your waist and legs dragging lightly on the ground. He was still rambling.
It was way too early for him to be talking this much. After a few minutes you sigh and look down at him, "Splat."
He stops talking when you spoke, looking up at you with big sockets then smiles, "Yes?"
"Do you ever stop talking?" You ask, with a laugh patting the top of his head. He laughs too, shaking his head then starts to ramble again. He really didn't. Sometimes he'd forget about what he wanted to say so that normally helped.
You sigh shaking your head and cup his cheek, to pull him into a kiss. That shut him up, luckily! He stops talking when you kissed him and returns the kiss, his tail wagging fast.
After a second you pull back, looking at him and smile, "if you stop rambling for a few minutes, I'll give you some more. Okay?" He stares up at you with a big dumb blush that was rainbow, before laughing and he rolls his eyes, "okay okay… Dang" he goes to sit on the counter, watching you cook.
He would shut up for some kisses!
