axe (HT!sans) x fem!reader from https://archiveofourown.org/works/76606801/chapters/200496436
does this happen in the fic? nope i just like their dynamic idk
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axe (HT!sans) x fem!reader from https://archiveofourown.org/works/76606801/chapters/200496436
does this happen in the fic? nope i just like their dynamic idk
New Characters Added - Introducing Swapfell/Fellswap AU's!
As promised, here come the 3 new Swapfell Au's! From the far left starting from Classic Swapfell!
Nox - A Prim and proper royal guard captain with strict principles. He is assured, and very prideful. Nox often comes off as a stick in the mud but he couldn't care less of other peoples opinions of him. Rus - A money grubbing, conspiracy loving, shit stirring, lone wolf. Rus is a chatty and friendly monster that always manages to stick his nose into things where money is involved, however as friendly as he might seem, he rejects any and all attempts at close kinship. His personal history and inner thoughts are locked behind a massive paywall.
Next up in the very middle we have a Swapfell/Fellswap combo!
Berry - A bratty, boastful and energetic skeleton. Berry believes that he is always right and everything he does deserves its own movie rendition! Its never surprising to find Berry loudly complaining about something that slightly got on his nerves, seeing as nothing seemed to be up to his standards! Syrup - A deathly quiet and loyal hound, answering his brothers every whim and call with a dutiful "Yes, M'lord." A very apathetic monster that is bored of the world around him, but whenever he finds something of interest... things become dangerous... (Very much inspired by @battlemaiden13 's Swapfell rendition)
And last but not least on the far right we have the Fellswap Gold brothers!
Wine - A conspiring businessman. Wine is knowledgeable in all things business and is known for scheming and charming his way into high society! Loves the more expensive things in life and can be rather controlling. Very protective of his younger brother. Coffee - A timid and shy monster that struggles making social connections. He is an introvert and often spends time alone, albeit whether its by choice or due to being confined to his house - its hard to tell. Anyone who ha managed to get closer to Coffee would know that he secretly yearns for new connections and exciting new experiences.
Aaaaand thats all of them! Asks are open and im excited to write more on any single one of these boys so feel free to slide into my askbox! :)
How would the UF, HT(if you right for both of them), and US Bro's deal with an s/o who's really touched starved anc tends to follow them around like a lost puppy/duckling?
UF, US, and HT Brothers' with a Touch Starved S/O
Underfell:
Edge:
Please be patient with him... Edge isn't exactly someone who's accustomed to physical touch being seen as a positive thing
In his underground, the most "affection" given out was typically some kind of fight or something similar as to avoid being seen as weak
But as soon as you're able to convince him that touch doesn't have to be violent, that it doesn't make him weak for accepting and giving it, he makes it his number one goal to give you every bit of affection you want
You want to hold hands? He'll do it. You want to cuddle with him? He'll scoop you up and carry you around with him as he goes about his day, because we all know he isn't the type to sit still for long
While he may be a tad bit reluctant to do anything in public (again, everything in the underground taught him it was a good way to make both of you seem like an easy target) he'll still try to slowly warm up to the idea of holding your hand while out on your daily errands
Red:
Just like every other monster who was raised in the underground, Red is reasonably wary about touch
He's easier to convince than his brother, and as soon as it clicks in his mind that it means he gets to be close to you, he's never going to leave you be
It isn't uncommon for him to hug you from behind while you're going about your day, whether it be chores or otherwise, and you can feel the way he sags against you
Most people wouldn't expect skeletons to weigh all that much, but oh boy is he heavy when he does that. It's usually enough to make you have to stop what you're doing to pry him off of you
Red will usually snag you by the wrist or something to pull you onto the couch while he's lazing about for cuddles - even if he says he's doing it for you more than for him
Out of all of the boys on this list, he's the most smug when it comes to PDA and will show you off to anyone he can
Underswap
Blue:
This poor skeleton never, and I mean never, sits down for more than a few minutes at a time during the day, so good luck convincing him to stay for cuddles
That said, he is all for giving you the affection you're clearly starved for. It doesn't matter if he's busy or if you're both out and about doing things together
He's the type to give you little skeleton kisses all throughout the day, any time and any place
As for you following him around like a lost puppy, Blue would probably think it's the most endearing thing in the world
Even if he's doing things for the royal guard after the monsters have been freed from the underground, he'll always find a way to involve you somehow so you don't feel so awkward just kinda... standing about
After all, the more time he gets to spend with you, the better
Stretch:
Oh boy are you in for a ride, because he's in the exact same boat
While he might be a little too lazy to actually follow you around everywhere you go, he's one of the most affectionate skeles yet
He likes to drag you to the most random places for the two of you to cuddle and nap at, it doesn't matter where
More often than not, he'll be touching you in some way - whether it be by holding hands, linking arms, or even one of his hands on your knee while the two of you sit together
Stretch can and will throw himself on top of you to cuddle if he ever sees you laying down on the couch or bed on the rare chance that he isn't there first
Horrortale
Skull:
Don't get me wrong, Skull is another one of the skeles who would be thrilled to give you all of the affection you could ever wish for and more
It's just that he's afraid of hurting you in some way. He's always seen humans as fragile, no matter how true or not that might be, and ever since his head was messed up, he has a hard time gauging just how much strength he's using
It's because of that that he'd most likely have you be the one to initiate cuddling or affection. He'll say that he doesn't care when or why, and if he isn't up to it at any time, he'll let you know
It takes him a long while to trust himself to ever initiate anything without the fear of accidentally breaking you, but when he does, you'd better bet he's hooked for life
As for you following him around while he goes about his day, he might be a little bit worried that something he's doing is making you anxious, and that will make him anxious in turn
He'll more than likely turn around to look at you every few minutes to check in and make sure that everything is okay
Sweets:
Like most of other monsters who managed to survive the famine, Sweets's body is kind of twisted. He knows that he tends to tower over basically every human he's met, he knows that his bones are just a little bit more pointy than they once used to be, and he's afraid of hurting you just like Skull is
Of course, that doesn't change the fact that he would do anything and everything to keep you happy
He'll get used to just... scooping you up and carrying you around with him. It doesn't matter if he's in the middle of doing something like gardening or cooking, though it isn't uncommon for him to set you down on the counter or something similar so he can have both of his hands free
Even if he has a hard time sitting still or relaxing, it's easy to calm both of you down when he lets you sit in his lap while he plays with your hair/gives you a scalp massage
He might even joke about getting a wig, saying that he's always wanted hair
Discord chose Anvil next!
Anvil is my MafiaLust Gaster ❤
As always, I'll put his headcanons below!
Anvil Gaster
MafiaLust Gaster
1128 years old
December 21, Sagittarius
8’1”/ 246 cm
Pansexual/Panromantic
He/Him, They/Them
Magical Scent: Petrichor
Magical Taste: Banana
Special Ability: Possession - Anvil can possess anyone he kisses, whether on the mouth or the cheek, even the back of the hand. He can take control of their body and make them do whatever he wants. However, his body is vulnerable when this happens, as if he’s gone to sleep. He also isn’t a fan of being in a body that isn’t his perfect one.
Strengths - Honest, Dependable, Resourceful, Charming/Charismatic, Sophisticated, Flamboyant
Weaknesses - Catty, Bratty, Vain, Gossipy, Perfectionist, Frivolous
Anvil is in charge of protection for the sex workers affiliated with the Serif Family. Any sex worker affiliated with the Family is in charge of their own clients, never forced to do something they don’t want to do and are free to leave at any time. They just give up the protection the Serif Family provides.
The Family takes 30% of the earnings for their protection, and Anvil coordinates this as well.
Anvil is an incredibly honest individual and tells it like it is. However, this can come across as blunt at times, but he’s quite unapologetic about it.
He’s definitely someone you can depend on, though. If you’re someone he likes and you need his help, he’ll be there in a heartbeat… if he doesn’t like you very much, well, you’re out of luck.
He loves the finer things in life and often doesn’t take things very seriously. This irks some of the other Heads, mainly Arsenal and Auto. He somehow always talks his way out of things, too. He’s insanely charming, which works in his favour.
Despite how charismatic and charming he can be, he can also be a real brat if he doesn’t get his way. He likes things done a certain way, and when someone messes that up, he can get quite catty about it.
Anvil is very into his appearance, and if you want to piss him off, just insult how he looks. It’ll succeed in upsetting him, but you’ll die for it.
He has an intense fear of isolation, and if he needs to leave the Main Residence, he takes two people with him, always.
Is a master of parkour - he doesn’t show this off often, but when he has to do it during a chase of some kind, it’s always impressive.
Is quite physically fit. He exercises and eats well. Anvil often tries to make sure the other Heads, particularly Ammo, eat well.
He loves to shop. If he could clear out a shopping mall for a day so he could take his time going into each store without a buttload of people around, he would.
He hates being tricked or pranked. Anvil is not a good sport about it either. He’ll be whiny and pissy all day if you play a prank on him.
Adores puzzles. The bigger, the better. He’s got bookshelves filled with 5000-piece puzzles (or larger).
Anvil is into the paranormal and often does tarot readings for the people under his protection. They’ll always excitedly ask him to do a reading for them, and he always obliges.
Hates bad manners, despite his own being questionable.
Anvil has exceptional hearing, far beyond what the others can hear. Some of the members have taken to whispering things from afar to see if he can hear them. Barrel, Recoil and Gauge often find this entertaining.
Anvil loves to wear vibrantly coloured clothing, but it's still businesslike attire. You just won’t see any of the others wearing things like that. He loves to wear fur.
Calls his S/O “Doodlebug”
Boys reacting to MC saying "if you weren't out of my league I'd totally date you." (I just think it would be cute :>)
Sans -As he does with most things. He turns it into a joke. He knows that it’s really you whose out of his league but this comment can’t help but give him a little bit of hope.
Papyrus -He thanked you for the compliment and you're not entirely sure he understood what it meant. Either way he seems happy but he has totally misunderstood and now is convinced you want to date him.
Red -Thinks you're joking about dating him and plays it off even though his soul stops for a second when you say it.
Edge -He shuts it down immediately and quietly. You are in his league, don't use that as an excuse. If you want to date just ask and if you don’t he will. He’d rather just know if your serious about dating him or not.
Blue -Immediately goes to chastise you for saying such awful things about yourself. You weren’t expecting a lecture nor were you fishing for compliments when you said it but here you are being drowned in both. You leave the conversation with your head spinning and it wasn’t until a day later that blue realised you basically said you would date him.
Orange -Looks down at his stained hoodie, broken shoes and baggy sweat pants before turning to you with a what the fuck are you on about expression. He won’t let you just drop that comment, you are taking it back and admitting you are either in the same league or you are above him. IF he’s gonna be shot down he wants it to be accurate damn it.
Berry -Well at least you know your place. He is very smug about the compliment before realising you said you wouldn’t date him. He looks away shyly before admitting he would date you even if it was below his status.
Syrup -says that if he’s out of your league he will gladly lower himself to your standards, just tell him what to do. You could take this as him harmlessly flirting but he is deadly serious.
S/O is cuddling with any skeleton, patting them. And then, they start patting the skeleton in a spot they enjoy very much.
How would they react to this?
Undertale Sans - As you randomly pet him at the base of his spine, Sans goes completely limp in your arms. That's it. He's not moving for three hours. Every time you move your hand, he wiggles or climb you so you touch the spot again. Once he falls asleep, because obviously it's going to happen, he completely relaxes and starts to purr uncontrolably, which is extremely rare.
Undertale Papyrus - He's sitting, smiling awkwardly as he's trying really hard to not flop on you right now. Papyrus loves when people pet the back of his skull, and right now he's literally vibring with excitement. Eventually, he forgot he was supposed to maintain his composure and randomly flops on your laps, scaring you. He doesn't say anything, but the bright red on his cheeks speaks enough for him.
Underswap Sans - He shivers as you massage his shoulder, then randomly stands up. Eh! No! He wasn't relaxing or anything! Stop that! He's not letting you find his weaknesses, he knows you're going to use them to make him sleep like his brother! Heck that!
Underswap Papyrus - He's so happy right now. He has a stupid smile on the face and he's purring loudly, his face burried against your belly as you're petting his back. He's never moving again. It's not easy to find spots he likes though, as Honey likes when his S/O touches him everywhere and could die for a four hours cuddle session right now.
Underfell Sans - His face is entirely red, but he tries to keep a neutral expression. However, what doesn't fool you is his skeleton tail wagging like crazy behind him as you pet his skull even though he's trying really hard to pretend this is not happening right now.
Underfell Papyrus - He relaxes completely and lets you basically cuddle him close. Edge is not exactly a cuddle bug, but that feels nice for once and you can tell he's finally lowering his guard a little after a long day. If you keep going for a long time, he might even close his eyes for a few minutes, which is a shock, even for you.
Horrortale Sans - You scratch him under his chin. He leans his entire head in your hand and purrs so loud the entire house is shaking. You're sadly not going to be able to hold him for long, especially when he gets so excited he start to headbutt you. He's heavy. But cute. But heavy.
Horrortale Papyrus - You feel the tension in his spine calm down as you gently pets his spine up and down. Willow is not moving anymore in his bed, slowly relaxing, until he falls asleep completely, smiling in his sleep. It's rare to see him like this, so you keep going a little longer. He looks so sad when it's over lol.
Swapfell Sans - What you're looking at? Nox passive agressively tries to wiggle out of your touch every time you're petting his head, but he's betrayed by his own body trying all it can to get closer to you. Eventually, he sighs in defeat and lets you cuddle him. It looks like you're torturing him, but you can't be fooled. You can tell he's disappointed it's over when you're done. He likes it more than what he pretends.
Swapfell Papyrus - You gently pet him under his chin, and suddenly, his legs starts moving like crazy in the air, trying to scratch his chin too. You're speechless. He has a crazy leg. Like a dog. You're never letting that go. Rus is a little embarrassed about that, even more since you're using that special power against him now when he's too agitated. In public, since he can't relax fully, he just thumps the floor agressively, smiling widely and purring. Please. Stop it already.
Fellswap Gold Sans - Wine doesn't look like he cares much until you stop. He literally grabs your hand and puts it back on his shoulder. He will never say a thing out loud, and even less admit he likes it. But you know it. You can't say anything though, because the second you say anything, he smacks your hand away and start to sulk. You're walking on thin eggs right now.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He's purring, the face so bright orange it's illuminating the whole room, and he's trying to so so hard to hide under his hoodie right now. Eventually, he goes limp in your arms and just hugs you close, so happy. He loves to have his spine pet, and there's no way you're stopping now that you just started. He's never letting you leave, and will whimper pitifully every time you stop. Don't stop. He will be sad if you do. Pet him again, pretty please?
Have you done yandere bday headcanons before? How would these demented boys celebrate their beloved's birthday? Such a special occasion can't go by unnoticed!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! Sorry this is late, but I hope you had a good one!!!
Mafiatale Sans: Usually, he's pretty adaptable when it comes to celebrating! Do you like to make a big deal of it? Then he'll put up decorations and get you anything you want, even take you out to a nice restaurant if that's what you're into! You like it more relaxed? Then he'll order in some pizza and cuddle with you in bed! The one thing he draws the line at is parties. Obviously, he doesn't want you asking for help when he has his back turned, but also because he's extremely jealous. Nobody should be able to see you except him.
Mafiatale Papyrus: Papyrus LOVES birthdays!! He wants to make you feel like the most special person in the world! He'll take the day off work, bring you breakfast in bed, get you presents, and (attempt) to make a cake! He's been watching you long enough he knows all your favorite flavors by now. Though he wants to make you happy, he wont let you go out without him. He'll take you somewhere, but he'll have your hand in his or around your waist the entire time. Can't risk anything, can we? Mostly, just let him spend time with you and he'll be the happiest man on earth!
Mafiaswap Sans (Lucky): He's the kind of dork who will wake you up at midnight to wish you a happy birthday. Don't worry about how he got into your house, it's fine :) You should really check your locks more often, though. Lucky wants to make your special day all about you! Spa day, favorite food, favorite dessert, and a ton of praise. He wants you to feel special! As long as you keep your eyes on him, and only him, he'll be happy doing what you want! Hopefully he doesn't wear you out too much, though, because the night's activities will be just as fun as the daytime ones~
Mafiaswap Papyrus (Slim): How your birthday goes depends on how you've acted recently. If you've been good and listened to him, you get to go outside! He'll spend the day with you, walking in the park, getting coffee, even a concert, whatever you want to do! He wants to make you happy, of course, and he'll pull out all the stops! If you've been bad, though, and tried to escape, you'll have to stay in. He'll still plan some fun at-home activities and get your favorite food delivered, but he can't risk you getting away. He'll find you quickly, of course, and hes not afraid to rough you up a little to get you back. That's not a very fun way to spend the day, is it honey?
Mafiafell Sans (Butch): He's a bit more low-key compared to some of the others, but he'll definitely still spoil you! He doesn't like to give you your gifts all at once, but instead sprinkles them out throughout the day. Breakfast? Here's a present! Watching your favorite movie? Present! Crawling into bed? He's got your present right here, doll~ He refuses to let you leave the property, though. He'll never admit it, but he gets nervous, and he doesn't want to ruin the day by being paranoid that you'll run at any second. You'll have to be happy with the garden for now. Maybe once you've fully broken, he'll take you out on the town. Maybe.
Mafiafell Papyrus (Noir): Noir loves showing off for your birthday. He'll probably rent out an entire restaurant (threatening the staff, of course, if anyone looks at you the wrong way they're dead) and treat you. He'll want to take you out on the town and show you off, hes one of the few yanderes that will regularly let you out of the house. He's confident in his ability to threaten other people, and you to a lesser extent. I hope you enjoy that little bit of freedom, if you try to run, your next birthday will be spent in the basement.
Mafiaswapfell Sans (Scar): As we all know, Scar is THE sugar daddy of all time, so I hope you like getting spoiled~ Scar will go all out, getting you an expensive new outfit, some perfume or cologne, and even a small stack of new movies and video games! Those are some of your only glimpses of the outside world besides your window, so hopefully you like them! He also gets you some new lingerie, but that's more for him than you~
Mafiaswapfell Papyrus (Hound): More than anything, Hound just wants to see you smile! And lucky for him, your birthday is the perfect day for that! He'll want to spend all day practically glued to your side, treating you and doing anything you want. Even if he has to go to a pun filled comedy show, he'll put up with your terrible taste if it'll make you happy. He's not worried about you running away, you love him too, don't you? Hed find you quickly, either way. He's very thoughtful with his present too. He made you a scrapbook with all your favorite memories together! There's a lot of pictures of you sleeping, but he loves every moment with you, can you blame him?
Bro imagine this being like Y/N x Sans doing a prank on Papyrus bc this video is so Papyrus coded to me, my mind just went there.