axe (HT!sans) x fem!reader from https://archiveofourown.org/works/76606801/chapters/200496436
does this happen in the fic? nope i just like their dynamic idk

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axe (HT!sans) x fem!reader from https://archiveofourown.org/works/76606801/chapters/200496436
does this happen in the fic? nope i just like their dynamic idk
New Characters Added - Introducing Swapfell/Fellswap AU's!
As promised, here come the 3 new Swapfell Au's! From the far left starting from Classic Swapfell!
Nox - A Prim and proper royal guard captain with strict principles. He is assured, and very prideful. Nox often comes off as a stick in the mud but he couldn't care less of other peoples opinions of him. Rus - A money grubbing, conspiracy loving, shit stirring, lone wolf. Rus is a chatty and friendly monster that always manages to stick his nose into things where money is involved, however as friendly as he might seem, he rejects any and all attempts at close kinship. His personal history and inner thoughts are locked behind a massive paywall.
Next up in the very middle we have a Swapfell/Fellswap combo!
Berry - A bratty, boastful and energetic skeleton. Berry believes that he is always right and everything he does deserves its own movie rendition! Its never surprising to find Berry loudly complaining about something that slightly got on his nerves, seeing as nothing seemed to be up to his standards! Syrup - A deathly quiet and loyal hound, answering his brothers every whim and call with a dutiful "Yes, M'lord." A very apathetic monster that is bored of the world around him, but whenever he finds something of interest... things become dangerous... (Very much inspired by @battlemaiden13 's Swapfell rendition)
And last but not least on the far right we have the Fellswap Gold brothers!
Wine - A conspiring businessman. Wine is knowledgeable in all things business and is known for scheming and charming his way into high society! Loves the more expensive things in life and can be rather controlling. Very protective of his younger brother. Coffee - A timid and shy monster that struggles making social connections. He is an introvert and often spends time alone, albeit whether its by choice or due to being confined to his house - its hard to tell. Anyone who ha managed to get closer to Coffee would know that he secretly yearns for new connections and exciting new experiences.
Aaaaand thats all of them! Asks are open and im excited to write more on any single one of these boys so feel free to slide into my askbox! :)
How would the UF, HT(if you right for both of them), and US Bro's deal with an s/o who's really touched starved anc tends to follow them around like a lost puppy/duckling?
UF, US, and HT Brothers' with a Touch Starved S/O
Underfell:
Edge:
Please be patient with him... Edge isn't exactly someone who's accustomed to physical touch being seen as a positive thing
In his underground, the most "affection" given out was typically some kind of fight or something similar as to avoid being seen as weak
But as soon as you're able to convince him that touch doesn't have to be violent, that it doesn't make him weak for accepting and giving it, he makes it his number one goal to give you every bit of affection you want
You want to hold hands? He'll do it. You want to cuddle with him? He'll scoop you up and carry you around with him as he goes about his day, because we all know he isn't the type to sit still for long
While he may be a tad bit reluctant to do anything in public (again, everything in the underground taught him it was a good way to make both of you seem like an easy target) he'll still try to slowly warm up to the idea of holding your hand while out on your daily errands
Red:
Just like every other monster who was raised in the underground, Red is reasonably wary about touch
He's easier to convince than his brother, and as soon as it clicks in his mind that it means he gets to be close to you, he's never going to leave you be
It isn't uncommon for him to hug you from behind while you're going about your day, whether it be chores or otherwise, and you can feel the way he sags against you
Most people wouldn't expect skeletons to weigh all that much, but oh boy is he heavy when he does that. It's usually enough to make you have to stop what you're doing to pry him off of you
Red will usually snag you by the wrist or something to pull you onto the couch while he's lazing about for cuddles - even if he says he's doing it for you more than for him
Out of all of the boys on this list, he's the most smug when it comes to PDA and will show you off to anyone he can
Underswap
Blue:
This poor skeleton never, and I mean never, sits down for more than a few minutes at a time during the day, so good luck convincing him to stay for cuddles
That said, he is all for giving you the affection you're clearly starved for. It doesn't matter if he's busy or if you're both out and about doing things together
He's the type to give you little skeleton kisses all throughout the day, any time and any place
As for you following him around like a lost puppy, Blue would probably think it's the most endearing thing in the world
Even if he's doing things for the royal guard after the monsters have been freed from the underground, he'll always find a way to involve you somehow so you don't feel so awkward just kinda... standing about
After all, the more time he gets to spend with you, the better
Stretch:
Oh boy are you in for a ride, because he's in the exact same boat
While he might be a little too lazy to actually follow you around everywhere you go, he's one of the most affectionate skeles yet
He likes to drag you to the most random places for the two of you to cuddle and nap at, it doesn't matter where
More often than not, he'll be touching you in some way - whether it be by holding hands, linking arms, or even one of his hands on your knee while the two of you sit together
Stretch can and will throw himself on top of you to cuddle if he ever sees you laying down on the couch or bed on the rare chance that he isn't there first
Horrortale
Skull:
Don't get me wrong, Skull is another one of the skeles who would be thrilled to give you all of the affection you could ever wish for and more
It's just that he's afraid of hurting you in some way. He's always seen humans as fragile, no matter how true or not that might be, and ever since his head was messed up, he has a hard time gauging just how much strength he's using
It's because of that that he'd most likely have you be the one to initiate cuddling or affection. He'll say that he doesn't care when or why, and if he isn't up to it at any time, he'll let you know
It takes him a long while to trust himself to ever initiate anything without the fear of accidentally breaking you, but when he does, you'd better bet he's hooked for life
As for you following him around while he goes about his day, he might be a little bit worried that something he's doing is making you anxious, and that will make him anxious in turn
He'll more than likely turn around to look at you every few minutes to check in and make sure that everything is okay
Sweets:
Like most of other monsters who managed to survive the famine, Sweets's body is kind of twisted. He knows that he tends to tower over basically every human he's met, he knows that his bones are just a little bit more pointy than they once used to be, and he's afraid of hurting you just like Skull is
Of course, that doesn't change the fact that he would do anything and everything to keep you happy
He'll get used to just... scooping you up and carrying you around with him. It doesn't matter if he's in the middle of doing something like gardening or cooking, though it isn't uncommon for him to set you down on the counter or something similar so he can have both of his hands free
Even if he has a hard time sitting still or relaxing, it's easy to calm both of you down when he lets you sit in his lap while he plays with your hair/gives you a scalp massage
He might even joke about getting a wig, saying that he's always wanted hair
Discord chose Anvil next!
Anvil is my MafiaLust Gaster ❤
As always, I'll put his headcanons below!
Anvil Gaster
MafiaLust Gaster
1128 years old
December 21, Sagittarius
8’1”/ 246 cm
Pansexual/Panromantic
He/Him, They/Them
Magical Scent: Petrichor
Magical Taste: Banana
Special Ability: Possession - Anvil can possess anyone he kisses, whether on the mouth or the cheek, even the back of the hand. He can take control of their body and make them do whatever he wants. However, his body is vulnerable when this happens, as if he’s gone to sleep. He also isn’t a fan of being in a body that isn’t his perfect one.
Strengths - Honest, Dependable, Resourceful, Charming/Charismatic, Sophisticated, Flamboyant
Weaknesses - Catty, Bratty, Vain, Gossipy, Perfectionist, Frivolous
Anvil is in charge of protection for the sex workers affiliated with the Serif Family. Any sex worker affiliated with the Family is in charge of their own clients, never forced to do something they don’t want to do and are free to leave at any time. They just give up the protection the Serif Family provides.
The Family takes 30% of the earnings for their protection, and Anvil coordinates this as well.
Anvil is an incredibly honest individual and tells it like it is. However, this can come across as blunt at times, but he’s quite unapologetic about it.
He’s definitely someone you can depend on, though. If you’re someone he likes and you need his help, he’ll be there in a heartbeat… if he doesn’t like you very much, well, you’re out of luck.
He loves the finer things in life and often doesn’t take things very seriously. This irks some of the other Heads, mainly Arsenal and Auto. He somehow always talks his way out of things, too. He’s insanely charming, which works in his favour.
Despite how charismatic and charming he can be, he can also be a real brat if he doesn’t get his way. He likes things done a certain way, and when someone messes that up, he can get quite catty about it.
Anvil is very into his appearance, and if you want to piss him off, just insult how he looks. It’ll succeed in upsetting him, but you’ll die for it.
He has an intense fear of isolation, and if he needs to leave the Main Residence, he takes two people with him, always.
Is a master of parkour - he doesn’t show this off often, but when he has to do it during a chase of some kind, it’s always impressive.
Is quite physically fit. He exercises and eats well. Anvil often tries to make sure the other Heads, particularly Ammo, eat well.
He loves to shop. If he could clear out a shopping mall for a day so he could take his time going into each store without a buttload of people around, he would.
He hates being tricked or pranked. Anvil is not a good sport about it either. He’ll be whiny and pissy all day if you play a prank on him.
Adores puzzles. The bigger, the better. He’s got bookshelves filled with 5000-piece puzzles (or larger).
Anvil is into the paranormal and often does tarot readings for the people under his protection. They’ll always excitedly ask him to do a reading for them, and he always obliges.
Hates bad manners, despite his own being questionable.
Anvil has exceptional hearing, far beyond what the others can hear. Some of the members have taken to whispering things from afar to see if he can hear them. Barrel, Recoil and Gauge often find this entertaining.
Anvil loves to wear vibrantly coloured clothing, but it's still businesslike attire. You just won’t see any of the others wearing things like that. He loves to wear fur.
Calls his S/O “Doodlebug”
Boys reacting to MC saying "if you weren't out of my league I'd totally date you." (I just think it would be cute :>)
Sans -As he does with most things. He turns it into a joke. He knows that it’s really you whose out of his league but this comment can’t help but give him a little bit of hope.
Papyrus -He thanked you for the compliment and you're not entirely sure he understood what it meant. Either way he seems happy but he has totally misunderstood and now is convinced you want to date him.
Red -Thinks you're joking about dating him and plays it off even though his soul stops for a second when you say it.
Edge -He shuts it down immediately and quietly. You are in his league, don't use that as an excuse. If you want to date just ask and if you don’t he will. He’d rather just know if your serious about dating him or not.
Blue -Immediately goes to chastise you for saying such awful things about yourself. You weren’t expecting a lecture nor were you fishing for compliments when you said it but here you are being drowned in both. You leave the conversation with your head spinning and it wasn’t until a day later that blue realised you basically said you would date him.
Orange -Looks down at his stained hoodie, broken shoes and baggy sweat pants before turning to you with a what the fuck are you on about expression. He won’t let you just drop that comment, you are taking it back and admitting you are either in the same league or you are above him. IF he’s gonna be shot down he wants it to be accurate damn it.
Berry -Well at least you know your place. He is very smug about the compliment before realising you said you wouldn’t date him. He looks away shyly before admitting he would date you even if it was below his status.
Syrup -says that if he’s out of your league he will gladly lower himself to your standards, just tell him what to do. You could take this as him harmlessly flirting but he is deadly serious.
S/o likes to test out every new lipstick they get by seeing how many kiss marks they can leave on his skull
Undertale Sans - Please do. Sans lies down like a dying sea star on the couch and lets you savagely kiss him everywhere. He might even jokingly judge the lipstick with you by telling you the previous one lasted three more kisses, smelled better, and that he gives that one a 7/10.
Undertale Papyrus - He giggles, blushing hard, falsely trying to fight you all while somehow offering other parts of his face to you. Being covered in kisses is Papyrus' favorite thing ever, and he absolutely loves it. He will reciprocate at some point, sneaking behind you to rub his face in your neck while saying nice things to you. He loves physical affection, he can never get enough.
Underswap Sans - He's growling angrily and struggling as you hold him forcefully against you and kiss him everywhere. Eventually, when it's clear it's not working, he just screeches. That's also the only way to give him love, so you better get used to it. Blue likes affection... But after the affection part thingy happens.
Underswap Papyrus - He's smiling widely, purring like hell, and rubbing his big face against yours. He will give you the sad puppy eyes when you stop, because it's already over? He wants more. Give him love. Give him all the love. Please... Just a little more? It's definitely a trap to get you to cuddle with him for two hours.
Underfell Sans - He will curse and fight you a little, and then just give up in a big sigh to show you he doesn't like it. Except he loves it, and simply acts like he doesn't like it. You know it because when you stop, he always gives you that half-angry look because it's already over and he wanted more. He's a big tsundere.
Underfell Papyrus - He rolls his eyes and sighs loudly, but he doesn't make any move to get out of reach. He loves the attention, but he loves being dramatic more. He guesses he will tolerate it because it's you, but don't think he's enjoying it or anything; he's totally not. That's why he grabs your arm to keep you around when you decide to leave, because he totally hates it.
Horrortale Sans - He starts to purr so loudly that the entire house is shaking. You can hear all the other skeletons on the farm complaining all around you, but they're all jealous that they don't get the same attention. Oak is very happy, though, and he will also completely forget the kiss marks and accidentally show off your love for everyone to see for a few hours, at least until Willow sends him to wash his face.
Horrortale Papyrus - He makes all sorts of funny noises as he tries to stop you, but repeatedly fails to find a valid argument to stop you. He ends up bright red, doing his best to not meet your eyes, and looking falsely offended. Could you please be a little more gentle? That's clearly too much love; look at him!
Swapfell Sans - He tries to act like it's not happening and keeps reading his damn newspaper, but it's hard to miss the fact that his entire face is a deep shade of purple. He's not moving away though. Nox loves physical affection, and if it's sometimes challenging to get a reaction out of him, you are well aware you got him this time. Besides, he will keep the kiss marks until the end of the day if he's not working. Sure, Rus will tease him to death, but you know what Rus doesn't have? A partner.
Swapfell Papyrus - He's giggling and screaming that you're murdering him, but be careful, as you never know when he will steal your lipstick to do the same to you. If you think not having lips will stop him, you're so wrong. Rus is always a good sport when you want to be silly, but giving him ideas is probably not the best idea either.
Fellswap Gold Sans - He lets you have your fun, looking so annoyed, but he allows it because it's you. He will then proceed to judge your lipstick because you came to ask his opinion, right? No? Well, you're going to have his opinion anyway. He doesn't like that shade of red; it's too pale and doesn't match the rest of your makeup, but the good news is that he has one that he knows will do just fine. He can even let you kiss him again to test it. Wow. Weird way to ask for more affection, but it's working.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He's squeaking and giggling, overwhelmed by your affection, and eventually he loses control and starts to purr uncontrollably, his face entirely orange. He absolutely loves it, please do it again. He's all excited and playful after that.
Have you done yandere bday headcanons before? How would these demented boys celebrate their beloved's birthday? Such a special occasion can't go by unnoticed!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! Sorry this is late, but I hope you had a good one!!!
Mafiatale Sans: Usually, he's pretty adaptable when it comes to celebrating! Do you like to make a big deal of it? Then he'll put up decorations and get you anything you want, even take you out to a nice restaurant if that's what you're into! You like it more relaxed? Then he'll order in some pizza and cuddle with you in bed! The one thing he draws the line at is parties. Obviously, he doesn't want you asking for help when he has his back turned, but also because he's extremely jealous. Nobody should be able to see you except him.
Mafiatale Papyrus: Papyrus LOVES birthdays!! He wants to make you feel like the most special person in the world! He'll take the day off work, bring you breakfast in bed, get you presents, and (attempt) to make a cake! He's been watching you long enough he knows all your favorite flavors by now. Though he wants to make you happy, he wont let you go out without him. He'll take you somewhere, but he'll have your hand in his or around your waist the entire time. Can't risk anything, can we? Mostly, just let him spend time with you and he'll be the happiest man on earth!
Mafiaswap Sans (Lucky): He's the kind of dork who will wake you up at midnight to wish you a happy birthday. Don't worry about how he got into your house, it's fine :) You should really check your locks more often, though. Lucky wants to make your special day all about you! Spa day, favorite food, favorite dessert, and a ton of praise. He wants you to feel special! As long as you keep your eyes on him, and only him, he'll be happy doing what you want! Hopefully he doesn't wear you out too much, though, because the night's activities will be just as fun as the daytime ones~
Mafiaswap Papyrus (Slim): How your birthday goes depends on how you've acted recently. If you've been good and listened to him, you get to go outside! He'll spend the day with you, walking in the park, getting coffee, even a concert, whatever you want to do! He wants to make you happy, of course, and he'll pull out all the stops! If you've been bad, though, and tried to escape, you'll have to stay in. He'll still plan some fun at-home activities and get your favorite food delivered, but he can't risk you getting away. He'll find you quickly, of course, and hes not afraid to rough you up a little to get you back. That's not a very fun way to spend the day, is it honey?
Mafiafell Sans (Butch): He's a bit more low-key compared to some of the others, but he'll definitely still spoil you! He doesn't like to give you your gifts all at once, but instead sprinkles them out throughout the day. Breakfast? Here's a present! Watching your favorite movie? Present! Crawling into bed? He's got your present right here, doll~ He refuses to let you leave the property, though. He'll never admit it, but he gets nervous, and he doesn't want to ruin the day by being paranoid that you'll run at any second. You'll have to be happy with the garden for now. Maybe once you've fully broken, he'll take you out on the town. Maybe.
Mafiafell Papyrus (Noir): Noir loves showing off for your birthday. He'll probably rent out an entire restaurant (threatening the staff, of course, if anyone looks at you the wrong way they're dead) and treat you. He'll want to take you out on the town and show you off, hes one of the few yanderes that will regularly let you out of the house. He's confident in his ability to threaten other people, and you to a lesser extent. I hope you enjoy that little bit of freedom, if you try to run, your next birthday will be spent in the basement.
Mafiaswapfell Sans (Scar): As we all know, Scar is THE sugar daddy of all time, so I hope you like getting spoiled~ Scar will go all out, getting you an expensive new outfit, some perfume or cologne, and even a small stack of new movies and video games! Those are some of your only glimpses of the outside world besides your window, so hopefully you like them! He also gets you some new lingerie, but that's more for him than you~
Mafiaswapfell Papyrus (Hound): More than anything, Hound just wants to see you smile! And lucky for him, your birthday is the perfect day for that! He'll want to spend all day practically glued to your side, treating you and doing anything you want. Even if he has to go to a pun filled comedy show, he'll put up with your terrible taste if it'll make you happy. He's not worried about you running away, you love him too, don't you? Hed find you quickly, either way. He's very thoughtful with his present too. He made you a scrapbook with all your favorite memories together! There's a lot of pictures of you sleeping, but he loves every moment with you, can you blame him?
Bro imagine this being like Y/N x Sans doing a prank on Papyrus bc this video is so Papyrus coded to me, my mind just went there.