#splinter-eye

[liztits]

splinter-eye replied to your photo:I drew a kitty cat. Gonna make it into a sticker...

scurrhey bitch

you're so rude u lil shit.

[liztits]

splinter-eye replied to your post:When my sister was about 5, my mum told me to go...

just like scoff/snorted out a laugh xDD ahahahaa

aish i have the best stories about my sister, I don't even know how she's a real person.

[alan-titchmarsh]

I swear to God me and Aisha always have these weird as fuck connections.

[alan-titchmarsh]

splinter-eye said: noooooooooo, find one!! i wanna see u there james :(

I'm gonna see if my friends have already bought theirs, then I'm gonna phone the venue to see if I can get any, and keep an eye out for any that pop up on facebook.

[alan-titchmarsh]

I just had literally the westest dream. I went back to Manchester, some general west shit happened, including seeing an old teacher from school, who I talked about Nottingham and bums with

some how ended up at the house of C-Mac from kersel massive with little fucking Kev and they were gonna have a party, and I had ket or MD or something so I racked up a line before people got there

and then little Kev and C-Mac grip my baggy and rack a line for themself and I'm like "YO I don't have enough for you two, that's not even gonna do shit to you two give it back, there's just enough for one person" they're like "nahDOE", and chase me around a bit, but then they had to let the guests in, so I took my passport and the powders to some random room, I thought it'd be the bathroom, but it was not, anyway I'm ok with this, I lock the door sit on the floor and put my passport on the radiator, and begin to even out the lines

and then a fucking ostrich comes along and I'm just like honestly really fucking confused, this room is for a pet ostrich it all comes up to me and I have no idea what to do, it like stares at me for a bit, then i'm like what do I DO???? so I hug it, so it can't like bite me and shit, and then it eats the stuff off my passport, and after a bit starts biting me anyway. Then some more tropical birds come around the corner and start harrassing me. Somebody knocks on the door and goes "James I know you're in there"

then Laura(as in tankgirls) walks around the corner from the other entrance of the room I didn't know about, and rescues me. I then get out of the room, see Aisha sat down, (who was also in another dream I had last night) say hi to Aisha, everyone's being all a bit stuck up, so I explain to everybody I thought it was the toilet, which was the next door along. I go to the toilet for a long earned piss and a bunch of guys watch me piss and tell me my dick's cool. I wake the fuck up and marvel at how fucked up my dream was.

[liztits]

splinter-eye replied to your photo: someone said I was ugly earlier, but they said it...

aww you cute ^.^ just wanna punch you

fankz you! however, please don't punch me, your rings always leave bruises.

[foolishillusion-blog]

Just..

Reblogged the shit out of splinter-eye Forgot how much I love her. <3