Oct 12, 2013
A Blind Date: (Ad-Libbed on Skype)
The night was hott and steamy. Luckily, my blind date showed up right on time - he looked like a gay ski and smelled like a laptop. Things went sensually for a while, but then it started getting w'd. 7 minutes in, he started picking at his butt and asking if I wanted to donated it. I, of course, was skullfucked, because that is my favorite activity! Towards the end of the date he wrecked off my pantsu. He was like a wild blobfish. Overall, I felt the date went very normsherman and after at least 69 more dates, we might finally poopdollaring together in bed!