#splitter splats

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Holy shit splatoon 3 grand festival watered my crops, fed my animals, cleared my skies, wiped my tears, brushed my hair, kissed me goodnight, made my dinner, did my homework, shooed the monsters from under my bed, gave me luxury, (incoherence)

I love how it's all so combined I love how everything's there I love the bright colors I love this goddamn game thank you Nintendo you cooked so good I'm coming back for seconds thirds and fourths and fifths and

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Can't believe I just played a match against Zack Scott and mananged to get on his stream! My first "celebrity encounter" in splatoon..

I'm crash :3

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Animal crossing will probably always be one of the most beautiful games I've ever played. Every single thing turns me into a sentimental fool, but I can only fit so much in one post.

The limited time events where you can make memories. The gorgeous sunsets in the summer. The ambience given every day by the bugs you can catch. The occasional Aurora Borealis in the clear starry skies at night...the meteor showers and fireworks shows...I've only played new leaf and new horizons, but both games are nostalgic to me.

Although New leaf has more nostalgia, respectively. It makes my heart ache whenever I hear any of the hourly tracks, because it reminds me of the carefree days when I'd just turn on my 3ds, walk around my town, catch fish, and talk to my favorite villagers during the day...then in the nighttime, I'd go up to the shopping district and go to club LOL.

The villagers I've encountered and gotten attached to...I've seen villagers move away from my new leaf town, and those days I was crushed. I somehow encountered them again in new horizons. Not many other games have touched my heart like animal crossing.

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What if we kissed...on the new splatoon map 😳👉👈

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Ive been toying with an idea…would yall wanna see my agent ocs that are currently near the end of being works in progress :p

If not then Ill probably post them anyway regardless. LOL i like them a lot

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i'll never get over how canonically short army is. That's it. That's the post.

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Imma send more random numbers for the ask game

8, 9, 10, 15, 29

,,THANKS SOSMAGAINNDUHDUKHF

8. What do they love most about the other?

Army: Probably how Aloha can bring a positive light to almost anything—nice disposition, but also his truly happy side. Like. His genuine, non-public personality?? How he gets vulnerable in a private place?? Where its just the two of them Ouh melts Army into bits

He also secretly enjoys the flirting and flirts back frequently

Aloha: Ok this is heavly headcanon influenced so bear with me

Likely how much domestic energy Army has—always cooking meals for Aloha, casual communication, and how comfortable he gets around Aloha considering his public image—being able to loosen up once relaxed(which is hard enough to get him to do)

Also how diligent his boyfriend is—so Army’s fiery passion about everything, how precise he is. Diligent. Spic and span. This is more of an admiration from Aloha considering hes a bit scatterbrained and can’t organize and arrange for shit

9. What do they dislike the most about the other?

Probably how much their personalities clash and how frequently they have extremely minor arguments—can go for either one. Ofc it’s not a huge problem bc they’re chronically in love

10. Do they share any hobbies or interests? How does that bring them together?

well…t u r f i n g

I think since their thoughts on strategies are different, Army would ask about how Aloha’s works,,and they’d have an open conversation about how each other’s tactics would work in a match together, mapping out stuff. It’d be sweet

Otherwise, with Aloha surfing and Army cooking, I think how those could be brought together is like. In a domestic setting where Aloha comes home from a surfing tournament, Army’s got some fresh curry waiting for him…thatd be cute. Dont mind me

15. What songs remind you of their relationship?

ABAHGSHSBUAHISUHIU OHOHOHOHOHHOHOHOHO

DID SOMEONE SAY SONGS

THAT REMIND ME

OF THESE TWO. IM ESTATIC THAT YOU ASKED

Talk Too Much—COIN

I Do Adore—Mindy Gledhill

LIGHT SHOWER—Melanie Martinez

29. Describe their nighttime routine.

ooh this ones interesting, i actually havent thought about this one yet

Probably pretty average. Brushing teeth, showers…yadayada all stuff before they get to bed

when they do, Aloha usually goes to sleep first, as Army likes reading novels before bed. Sometimes Aloha will snuggle up to him and/or rest on Armys shoulder while he reads, ask him what hes reading about so he can let his boyfriend be a geek for a moment. Its sweet

When Army finishes the chapters he was reading(or the entire book, it really depends), he turns off the booklight and they head off to sleep. Aloha initiates cuddling like 98% of the time, and its rare for Army to not be welcome to the gesture because he himself is also a cuddler but he’ll never admit it.

OKAY SORRY FOR THE HEADCANON DUMP BUT THANKS FOR LETTING ME DO SO,,,I LOVE GETTING THESE ASKS SO MUCH DOES A SOMERSAULT OUT THE WINDOW

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More asks cuz it's fun to see you talk about them when I wake up for school lol

50, 37 and 41

curls up onto the floor. Thanks you,,,,,ahsugsguagua

37. Who’s more emotionally sensitive/who cries more often?

I’d say Aloha expresses it just a teensy more due to his dramatic tendencies, but really it’s about the same—they’re both open books, are loud about their emotions, et cetera

army definitely sobs at the end of every even slightly crying-worthy media he gets into though I don’t make the rules

41. What would they do if they lost the other?

..you didn’t. Cries at this

Um. I truly have no idea though

I read in a fanfic once that Army declared the S4 disbanded until Aloha returned, in which. He physically couldn’t. It was so sad tears sprung to my eyes at that one. I remember it was written rlly well, it was called if life ain’t just a joke, why are we laughing?, by @galax-dragon . It’s a songfic based on a song by mcr I think

But I think something either would do is do little actions and keep mementos that remind them of their presence, like. Ill never forget you. Keep each other’s gear in a special place?? Rlly not sure sorry

50. Would they ever break up? If so, why? Who would handle it better?

I personally like to think they wouldn’t be the type to break up. Army would have obtained so many areas in relationship research and be very careful and direct in communication, making sure nothing is misunderstood or slipped through any cracks, and Aloha would take their relationship seriously unlike other things that he didn’t before, also having surefire communication, along with boundary understanding and all.

also each of them also take their daily bickerings with a grain of salt so that wouldn’t be the reason. And if they’re together in the first place they’d grown a greater tolerance for each one’s behavior lol. Enemies to lovers swag