Dating Advice
Andrew W****s Nov 18, 2013 at 10:23 AM
Hey Chuck,
Seeing as you're a great financial advisor, I am curious to hear your thoughts about the treacherous world of dating! Now, I don't know if your owners ever took you to NY, but it's a very interesting dating scene. I am a pretty cute guy, and I would like to meet a pretty cute girl. What are some tips?
Your pal,
Andrew
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Chuck Nov 18, 2013 at 11:41 AM
HELLO THIS IS CHUCK!
I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO NYC, BUT I WAS BORN IN UPSTATE NY AND SPENT THE FIRST 8 WEEKS OF MY LIFE THERE. ONE THING I DO KNOW IS THAT DATING IN NYC CAN BE VERY EXPENSIVE FOR THE GUY! I WOULD URGE YOU TO COME UP WITH CREATIVE ACTIVITIES THAT DON'T REQUIRE MONEY LIKE WALKS IN THE PARK AND PARKOUR. IN ADDITION, I RECOMMEND ALWAYS MAKING A GIRL SPLIT THE CHECK. I HEARD THEY LOVE THAT AND CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT, AND IT HELPS YOUR BOTTOM LINE.
AS FOR FINDING THE RIGHT GIRL, FOR ME IT ALL STARTS WITH THE BUTT. IF THEIR BUTT SMELLS GOOD, I WILL GIVE THEM A SHOT. AFTER THAT I WILL NIP AT THEM AND SEE IF THEY WILL CHASE ME, AND IF THEY DO, IT'S A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. I WOULD RECOMMEND TRYING THIS.
CHUCK
P.S. IF YOU NEED ANY OTHER FINANCIAL ADVICE, I KNOW SOMEDOG YOU CAN TALK TO!
YOU REALLY HAVE TO WINE AND DINE YOUR DATES!