SPN Limericks because I'm in a procrastination mood
There once was an angel named Cas
who said "I'm an angel, you ass."
He later went wild,
then adopted a child.
His love story makes people eat glass.
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The demon named Crowley said "fine"
even though Dean had just crossed a line.
He stares at their pictures
and drinks fruity mixtures
while wishing he had had more time.
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Benny the vampire pirate
became just a little bit irate.
For try as he might,
he could not get a bite
despite angel fishing as bait.
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Dean had an interesting father,
so vengeful that he didn't bother
to nurture his sons,
but prioritized one
while berating the other for honor.
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Dean dug himself holes but didn't reach
his self esteem, nor the beach.
Always sacrificing
anything enticing;
some habits are hard to unteach.
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He acts out of a sense of duty,
avoids anything slightly fruity.
To see through the lies
you need just watch his eyes
when he looks at his angel cutie.