Drabble Ideas
Go ahead and pick a number for me to do a Drabble on!
1. "I'm too sober for this"
2. "Hey, hey. Calm down. They can't hurt you anymore"
3. "I need a place to stay"
4. "You're seriously like a man-child"
5. "That's starting to get annoying"
6. "Well, that's tragic"
7. "You can't banish me"
8. "She's hiding behind the couch"
9. "I lost the baby"
10. "I'd kill for some coffee... literally"
11. "They're so cute when they're asleep"
12. "You're getting crumbs all over my bed"
13. "Good thing I didn't ask for your opinion"
14. "I don't want to hear your excuses"
15. "I'm bulletproof- but please don't shoot me"
16. "Its six o clock in the morning. You're not having vodka "
17. "The diamond in your ring is fake"
18. "How drunk was I?"
19. "How is my wife more badass than me?"
20. "I haven't slept in ages"
21. "I locked the keys in the car"
22. "Take your medicine "
23. "They're monsters"
24. "Welcome to fatherhood"
25. "It's your turn to make dinner"
26. "The kids ambushed me"
27. "Sorry isn't going to help when I kick your ass"
28. "I feel like I can't breathe"
29. "You need to see a doctor"
30. "This is girl-talk, so leave"
31. "Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?"
32. "Just get home as soon as possible"
33. "You smell like a wet dog"
34. "I could punch you right now"
35. "Welcome back. Now help me"
36. "Flea markets don't carry fleas- you do know that don't you?"
37. "Here take my blanket"
38. "You're bleeding all over my carpet"
39. "We need to talk "
40. "Just smile. I really need to see you smile"
41. "I'm not wearing a dress"
42. "I hope I'm never stuck with you on deserted island"
43. "Does he know about the baby?"
44. "Stay awake"
45. "I am not buying IKEA furniture again "
46. "Tell me that you need me"
47. "Oh honey, I'd never be jealous of you"
48. "You're not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving "
49. "You can only suffer through my whining for so long before you get me a sandwich
50. "Where's your Christmas spirit, Scrouge?"











