#spnincorrectquotes

[chaoticnephalemcinnamonroll]

Cas: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Y/n: AS ENEMIES?! Cas:

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Cas: I’m the type of boyfriend who will feed my man his fries while he’s driving. Gabe: I’m the type of boyfriend who will eat his fries while he’s driving.

[bonerloner]

How do you know Gabe?

Dean: One in four guys is gay. Meaning one of us plays for the other team.

Castiel mumbling to himself : I hope it's you, because you're cute.

Gabriel: My bet's on Sam. He gives one heven of a blow job

Dean *terrified* : How do you know?

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Dean: The doctor said that I was perfectly fine. Except for this massive burn scar. And a broken rib. Which was right next to two other broken ribs.

Sam: Did he clear you or not?

Dean: He did not. Alright, lets get to work!

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Jack: I spy with my little eye, something that starts with “s”.  Sam: *looks at Dean and Cas* Sam: Is it “sexual tension”?

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Dean: *angrily* Go fuck yourself! Cas: *also angrily* I’d rather fuck you, please.  Dean: Wait, what? Sam, from the other room: HE SAID HE’D RATHER FUCK YOU! Jack, also from the other room: AND HE SAID PLEASE TOO!

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Dean: I am not having sex with Cas! Sam: No one would judge you! It’s understandable. He’s strong and mysterious and sort of compact and well-muscled.  Dean: I’m not having sex with Cas, but I’m starting to think you might be.

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Gabriel: *dies* Cas: Timer starts now! Sam: I say two months. Dean: Bullshit. One month.  Bobby: Nah. Half a month. Jack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? UNCLE GABE JUST DIED!! Luci: *scratching his chin and ignoring Jack* A week.