Real talk: I’m willfully choosing to file lil’ snickerdoodles over there under “Aw, Bless It” *, and I’ll tell you why.
Punkin pie must be aware of stuff, as he gave Cas a bump through his Momma before that we-totes-knew-it-was-coming vis-à-vis with... I can’t be bothered to look it up. D-something.... Day-Glo... Dachshund... eh.
So now put yourselves in his possibly-yet-to-be-formed cloven hooves: imagine you’ve got kind’ve a clue what’s happening, but where’s Momma? Where’s that guardian angel dude? Why am I suddenly, like, in the middle of puberty and naked and covered in amniotic fluid?
Pretty sure I knocked out the not-so-useful blonde lady with that crotch shot. Hmm, Momma’s dead. Reckon how that rift I farted into existence is doing.
[sigh]
I’ll just sit here, then.
Oh! Look! A giant who has lost his beanstalk. He looks kinda not-with-it, maybe he’s had a shitty day, too. Perhaps he’ll wanna be friends, loan me some pants, we’ll go grab a burger.
This room is dark - he looks like he does not like the dark. Here, giant! Watch me make starlight with my eyes!
Now I shall smile at him; people like that.
The fact that I have named these files “sam_pisses_pants.gif” and “creepy_little_fucker.gif” should have no bearings on the thoughts above. Nope. No siree, bob.
I’m rooting for you, kid. You go get ‘em. Just, you know, maybe call before you come by NashHole Headquarters, some of the Nashooligans are a little... excitable, let’s say. Some of them drunk. Others are armed. Just... just call, huh?
Sincerely & totes on your side, but not out of abject, drawer-crapping, tips-to-toes fear -
Auntie Nash
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* “bless it” should not be confused with its slightly snide sibling “bless [your] heart”; “bless it” is an actual feeling of “oof”, “ugh”, “jeez”, “well, they tried their hardest”, “::sigh::”, etc.
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[PS: all y’all don’t comment and tell me it’s Dagon. I was kidding. It’s my primary programmed function, and part of my mission, no letting on to the overlords that I told you.]
....a still of Rosemary’s Baby next to the actor who played Adam, right? Cause otherwise, @butiaintgonnaloveem and I are drinking the same crazy kool-aid.
