I have a mean desire to crossover the heartbreak verse and princess verse. So for your entertainment: Someone Princess thinks is her friend lies to her and concocts this whole story about Eddie cheating. Princess denies it but the “friend” just keeps coming up with examples of how innocent behaviors were actually cover ups, ie he wasn’t late bc there was an accident that backed up traffic it was bc he was with another woman. Eventually over the course of about a week Princess is convinced of the lie and starts to close herself off from Eddie. This freaks him the fuck out bc he has no clue why it’s happening and is worried sick about his Princess. Steve and Robin save the day when they overhear the friend talking to someone about what they did as they walk around family video and immediately run and tell Eddie and Princess.
There we go that’s what I’m fixating on rn, enjoy
Okay okay okaaaayyyyy now I SEE all of that, and I raise you THIS:
-what if the friend that tells Princess about all the “cheating” lies has a MASSIVE crush and is jealous of Princess because she’s had a crush on Eddie since like the dawn of time and Princess just came and snatched him from her (news flash she never had him) so all while Princess is shutting Eddie out her so called “friend” uses this to her advantage and tries to get closer to Eddie! Eddie of course isn’t having any of it because Princess is his baby, his world, the love of his life! Steve and Robin are all like “what..the hell?” When Princess tells them about how she thinks Eddie is cheating and Steve is the one who goes “Eddie…the man who makes your lunch and washes your hair for you…you think bas time to cheat?…no no no I’m not buying it.” And then they hear Princess’s “friend” talking about it at family video and it’s all clicks and Robin runs to Princess while Steve reaches out to Eddie because the world just doesn’t feel like it’s spinning on its correct axis when these two are all lovey dovey and gross. 💖
My brain after writing all of that: