#spongebob hate

[tinyseekerdev]

I wish people would tag spongebob pictures and gifs... I hate his ugly mug and don’t want to see him on my dash.

[marauders4evr]

Somewhere in the dungeons of Nickelodeon Studios:

Interrogator: Say it.

Me tied to my wheelchair: I ain't saying shit.

Interrogator: *Slaps me*

Interrogator: Say that Spongebob is better than Legend of Korra! Say it!

Me: *Spits in their face*

Me: Fuck you.

[marauders4evr]

I feel like Comcast (The owners of Universal/Illumination Entertainment), Viacom (The owners of Nickelodeon), and Fox are at a fierce war to see who can sell the most merchandise using one or more blindingly yellow, annoying, characters that should have stopped existing years ago.

And we’re the innocent civilians being injured in the crossfire.

[marauders4evr]

So apparently a bunch of people saw somebody's post and went to see the new Spongebob movie to boycott 50 Shades of Grey and I...I just have to cringe! Why would you do something like that!? Because now Nickelodeon will see how many people went and they'll have even more fuel to play the stupid show for another twenty years. While disregarding any other show that comes along. I just...you messed up, tumblr. You messed up big time. Go see Jupiter's Ascending. It's bad but at least the money's going to good people.

[katz10089]

Does anyone remember that one year when every Spongebob episode went like this:

Commercials: "OH MY GARY SPONGEBOB MIGHT DIE WILL HE LIVE?!?!?!!?!?!?!? BATTLE!!!!!! BIKINI BOTTOM IS IN DANGER!!!!!! THE KRUSTY KRAB COULD BE RUINED!!! SPONGEBOB MARATHON LEADING UP TO THE EPISODE!"

And then when you would see the actual episode it was just 30 minutes long with, like, 2 minutes of action.

I think after the 5th time they did this I realized how bad Spongebob was.