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Hello friend and/or stranger I hope your day is going well                  I'm 18+.

[katz10089]

If you are one of the surviving toonblrs from 2013-15 look through the tag on your blog around those years it’s a horrifying trip

[lesbian-toddhoward]

Hello! I'm 6ft, blue eyes, long blond hair. Femme, I always have a pink lipstick on and like to wear fancy dresses with blue accessories! I like playing different sports in my spare time and I can bake you cakes if you come over 😊🎂

🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 YOU SOUND SO PRETTY I BET YOU BAKE THE MOST WONDERFUL CAKES MA’AM 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺 🥺  I CAN’T REALLY PLAY SPORTS BUT I’LL TRY MY HARDEST TO PLAY WITH YOU AND I’LL WEAR A SUIT TO MATCH YOUR DRESSES ANY TIME 🥺

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[katz10089]

are you saying you wouldn’t jump at the chance to date princess peach or luigi? 

[gertritude-art]

One of my favorite visual gags is drawing a passive/bubbly character with cartoon-y style eyes, but changing their eyes to be realistic whenever something annoys them:

[awwcutepets]

Gaze long enough into the abyss, eventually the abyss gazes back.

[blackwolfmajik]

The abyss heard the can opener

[tybalt-you-saucy-boi]

I think we’ve all given the Minecraft devs a lot of shit for the bugs over the years, but honestly we should thank Mojang for not selling the Minecraft updates as expansion packs or DLC. Imagine if you had to buy the Nether and The End separately for $39.99 each like with TheSims. And they strongly oppose “pay to win” as well as microtransactions. And unlike some companies, they’re completely fine with and even encourage YouTube videos of their game and don’t content claim LPs.

It may seem like a low bar, but they’re our beacon of hope in this trying time of video game history and that should not be overlooked. As the second top selling video game of all time Minecraft really set the standard.

[katz10089]

Can I add that Mojang actively bans multiplayer servers that are discovered to be pay-to-win? Like, once these servers are discovered, by the time the next MC update rolls out those servers can never update past the one they were running on at the time of ban. Mojang is really about having that initial pay be the only one their players ever have to worry about. 

[donnamissal]

[parasect]

Thanks, tumblr mobile, for unintentionally making this even funnier

[scavengedluxury]

[katz10089]

was anyone gonna tell me that tags are now viewable by other people 😑

[jaubaius]

I got 4 and almost died

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

@ adults who grew up in the age of “don’t even give out your first name online” what was ur fake name growing up online

I went by Snowfall on neopets for six years.

[maliketh]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lovers lost in a forest

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[katz10089]

Damn Midsummer’s not as boring as I remember

[punksai-deactivated20220222]

Hot take: I think its perfectly normal to want to fuck famous people. I think its totally okay for them to fuck their fans as well. What is not okay is leveling accusations at them because you didn’t get a committed relationship out of it? 

[triinibby]

[thebenrey]

“jackbox isnt funny if youre not offensive”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[parakeet]

if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

[parakeet]

whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away

[parakeet]